sex

I used to believe…

Girlfriends in elementary school told me that "moms make babies from things in their private parts". I had already discovered masterbation and so thought that babies came from my fingers and was worried for weeks that I could have a baby.

I used to believe…

When I was very young, I apparently had a dream where my mom told me that penises were called "uddies" - some sort of bizarre diminutive form of "udder". It made sense to me at the time. I mean, I was pretty familiar with cows, living in Wisconsin as I did, and a penis seemed pretty similar to a cow's teat to ME. Pink, squirts liquid... I believed this for AGES because, well, it made a twisted sort of sense.

Then my mom found out and laughed at me, and insisted that I must have dreamed her telling me. I was really mad at her for a while, because I was SURE she had told me that.

I used to believe…

when i was about 4,i thought that when you were pregnant you had all of your kids at once, seince i just have a sister,i figured we were just both made in the stomach,but my aunt had 4 kids,so i thought 2 of them grew in the back. it took me about a year to realize they were born seperate (but she had 2 sets of twins, weird huh?)

I used to believe…

my friend is...how shall we say..not gifted in the intullectual department, she told me that in about 6th grade (i was in 7th grade at the time,now im in 8th)her little 2 year old cousin humped her leg and she thought she was going to get pregnant and stayed in her room all day thinking of how she was gonna tell her parents (and she was in 6th grade!)

I used to believe…

when i was about five my moms boyfriend was watching a porno video and i didnt really know what it was and he told me to just lay there on the couch and color in my coloring book and not look at the tv and of course i looked and i saw a woman naked and a man naked and what i thought was the woman on her knees catching the mans pee in her mouth

I used to think sex was whenever a man and a woman slept in the same bed.

I just didn't understand how babie's were made and born. My mom finally came up with the tail that, 'You have to buy fariy dust and put it in your belly button, and 9 months later, a baby comes out!' This terrified me, and I would constantly spends hours staring at my belly button, thinking of how a baby could even fit threw a belly button. I even thought that the baby was born small, and you would have to add water to make it grow!

I used to believe…

At the age of seventeen, my now ex-boyfriend asked me why men had belly-buttons, I said "why do you ask" He responded, "Well I thought that's where the baby came out on the woman" (I think his mom had a c-section when having his sister) When I told him the truth, he said "So that's why women scream so much when they have babies on tv!

I used to believe…

When I was a little kid, I thought the word "orgasm" was synonymous with having sex. So when my brother asked how you could have more than one baby, I said all the mom and dad have to do is have more than one orgasm. Mom got this cleared up really fast.

I used to believe…

As a young child, I understood what sex was, and also understood that there were gay men. However, I couldn't make the connection of how gay men had sex, since neither of them had a vagina. I finally concluded that they rubbed their penises together really fast, like you would with two sticks trying to make a fire.

I used to believe…

When I was around 4 or 5, I was questioning my mother about babies. She told me that when you were pregnant, you had to watch what you ate because whatever the mother was eating, the baby inside was eating as well. Somehow I translated this to, you have to watch what you eat or else you will GET pregnant! And for what ever reason, I associated that with cheese. I thought that there was a microscopic baby lurking inside all of us, but that they liked cheese and would start to grow if you ate it. I was paranoid of eating dairy for months! My poor mother couldn't understand why every meal would start with me asking, "Is there cheese in that??!!"

I used to believe…

when i was little,it was my job to empty the garbage cans,including the one in my parents' bathroom. in the garbage,i would find condoms,but i didnt know they were condoms,i thought they were like dispoable nylons or pantyhose-ish stuff for my mom. well one night,i was going through my moms bed-stand and i saw a box of condoms.i asked what they were and my mom opened one up and showed me. and then i said "oh,so thats what i keep finding in the garbage..."

I used to believe…

When I was little, my cousin told me that babies came out of your vagina, and I also thought that that's where pee came out of too. So when I found out about penetration, I shocked that a boy had to stick his woo-hoo in there!

I used to believe…

when i was in about 1st or 2nd grade,my best friend had told me that little boy's wee-wee's would stand up if they had to go pee. it was in about 7th grade when that thought surfaced again and i realized that boy's wee-wee's dont stand up when they have to pee...

I used to believe…

Since I can remember, my dad told me and my brother that he got us from Japanese monsters. So whenever we were being bad, he'd tell us that he was gonna give us to the gypsies. Up until the time I was about 8 or 9, i thought that gypsies were Japanese monsters.

I used to belive that a Prostotute was a lawer. o_o;;