sex

I used to believe…

once, when i was 6, i had to go to the bathroom at a fast food place and the girls bathroom was out of order...so i went into the guys bathroom and went into the stall and sat on the toilet seat...i went out to where my mom was and she was like "did u sit on the toilet seat" and i said "ya" and she said "omg, ur going to get pregnant now!" and i started crying and i said "i dont wanna go through the pain" and she started laughing and then i said "i'll give it to Kathy" and Kathy is my godmom and shes sterile

I used to believe…

When I was little I used to go around kissing all the boys so my parents told me you could get pregant if you kissed a boy. This worked, I never kissed a boy until I was in grade 7 which is when I figured out how you really get preganant.

I used to believe…

When I was little i used to think that a girl/woman would get pregnant when she yawned. I thought a bird would drop a sead down and the girl would swallow it and get preganant. I was so scared to yawn when there was a bird around.

I used to believe that if you pulled your foreskin back too far then the purple tip of the penis would fall out. This was when i was abuot 9, me and a friend would be in the loos and see how far back we could pull our foreskins without the helmet falling off.

I use to belive that viginas where called barneys cause thats what my mom called them when she was young so she told me that they where called that, I got really confused when the show barney came out and i didnt learn that they where called viginas till i was about 10 :o

I used to believe…

When i was younger by 10 years or so i thought that sex was when a man and a female got naked and rubbed together. I guess i never really thought about the baby part of it!

I used to believe…

When I was young (about 3-4) I used to beleive that sex was when a boy and a girl would go to a large metal building and dance together naked, so when my Grandma said something to my Mom or Dad about how all the kids are having sex before marriage (we were parked next to a metal building) I thought that a bunch of teens were dancing naked inside.

I used to believe…

When I was little, I always found the tampon holders in my mom's purse. I thought that they were the things that held the toilet paper on the holder.One day I asked my dad why my mom took the t.p. holders to work. I finally found out by watching the movie at school!!!

I used to believe…

When I was i kid, my mother used to send me to the store to buy he sanitary napkins.She would give me an envelope with a note and money in it.When I got to the stor,the woman would read the note, go in the back room,and come out with a wrapped up box. I thought my mother was a spy for many years!
Matthew

I used to believe…

For the longest time, I had no idea how babies were made. I read about evolution in a magazine, and concluded that all the time, monkeys were evolving into people. I guess adult apes turned into babies then.

i just found out that my 6 year old brother was taking my tampons out of my cabinet and giving to his friends at school. he told them that they were suppose to put them in their butts and leave them in there for a lond time.

I used to think the stork brought us to our parents house. Honestly, I remember and friend of mine and me talking, we both agreed that storks had to have brought us, because our parents would do something as disgusting as having sex.

I used to believe…

When my mom gave birth to me, she had a c section, so i thought all baby's had to come out that way!

I used to believe…

one time i was searching through my moms room and i found a vibrator. i thought it was a back massager

I used to think that girls who were beginning to have periods got them once a year before they became more frequent. I would play high school barbies with my sister and when the boyfriends came over, she'd say, "I can't. It's that time of the year."

I used to believe…

once when my aunt died.. i thought it was because she bled to death on her period. i believed that for years.