i used to think sex was an illness, and you would be like oh no.. i am having sex, take me to the hospital.. and i always pictured the mommy holding the newborn baby with all these big purple spots on her.
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When I was 3-8 I thought that something in your spit caused you to have children!
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i used to believe that when a man and woman kissed the girl got pregnant and then she went to the bathroom and pooped out the baby.
I use to belive that when I dreamed that it was what had really happened in life, so I dreamed about this boy I liked once and that I had kissed him...So the next morning I went up to him and said "Your kisses and hugs feel like sex" and then he blurted out at me and laughed! From now I no that what I beleived was so wrong!
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When i was around 13 or 14 i was talking on the phone with my boyfriend,he started to talk dirty to me and i juss went along being quiet and listened then asked if i could make him "cum" i said sure come over around 8 and hes like what? I responded "you asked if u could come so come" LOL! i had absoluteley no clue what he meant,but now were happily married with 2 kids! i guess i finally did make him cum LOL!!!
i used to think that had to wear diapers when you were on your period
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One of my friends, until he took a sex ed class in the sixth grade, believed that a baby's gender was determined by how long the doctor cut his/her umblical cord.
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one day while in the car I picked up my mothers redbook magazine and started reading some article about sex.Well I got to this part that started talking about testicles. When i asked my mom what they were she just frowned and grabbed the mag away....I never learned what they were until about a year later
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When I was younger, I always thought that a baby came out with their own individual blanket...I finally learned the truth at about 8 years old
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When I was little, I knew that babies came from the moms stomach, but I didn't know how they got there. I thought that babies used to be stars and then the stars went into the stomach. I thought of the stereo-typical 5 pointed star and thought that it must hurt going into the moms stomach, and wondered why it didn't cut her stomach open.
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i used to believe when you had a baby it would come out of the belly button
i used to believe when i was little that women would just get pregnant out of no where.
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When i was little i asked my mum how you get pregnant. SHe didnt want to tell me so she sed it just happens at the right time, for ages i was scared that i was suddenly going to get pregnant! i was so scared!
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This is about my friend. In primary school my friend found a sanitary towel on the floor. He thought it was an eye pad and ran around the school with this on his eyes!
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when i was five or six, I used to believe that women got pregnant when they drank slim fast (I have no idea why)... I remember that my mom let me have a taste of it once and I was convinced that I was pregnant. I would stick my belly out as far as I could and see if anyone noticed that I was "expecting"
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Our (16 year old) friend, while we were having a conversation about sex, etc. with a large group of guys and girls, suddenly burst out saying "Wait! Guys have TWO testicles?" We laughed an explained it to her.
Funny enough, her mom is a school nurse.
i used to beleive u could get pregnant by eating sum1s elses cheming gum!
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When my oldest daughter was about 3, I was pregnant again. My daughter thought that by talking into my belly button, she could talk to her sister. Normal enough, right? Well she would also try to stick food in there for her sister and once she even tried shoving a picture she had drawn in there.
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My little brother, who just turned 13 by the way, thinks that orgasms end in "peeing" and that you "pee" inside a woman during sex. Also, once, when he was younger and he was laying on me after taking a shower, I was tickling him and his privates got close to mine (I was fully clothed). I somehow managed to convince him that the baby I was having was his! Boy, was he worried when he heard me tell mom that I was pregnant!
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when i was a kid i used to believe that inside a mummys tummy babies were dressed up in a mac and hat waiting impatiently with their suitcase for the lift to stop at the ground!!!!!!!
Dunno where i got that idea from!!