sex

I used to believe that when little girls were born, they were born with a small baby already in their stomach. I thought that as the little girl grew, the baby grew. Therefore, I always ate a little extra sometimes, because I thought I had to feed the baby to make it grow so that when I was supposed to, I would have the baby!

I used to think some of my balls would disappear and grow back. Sometimes i thought i had 1, sometimes 2, and sometimes even 3. But later on after i examined closer i realized that i had always had 2 balls.

I used to think sperm was invisible.

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When I was little I was very naive about mens private parts and thought that the penis was solid and pointed straight down from between the mans legs. If you make your index and middle fingers on each hand into 'V' shapes (these are the legs) and slot them together, then imagine one as the man and one as the woman, this was what I beleived to be the only possible position for sex so the heads were pointing in opposite directions and there was no kissing or intimacy it was just the only way to get a baby. I even used to make that hand gesture at other people to show them I thought they'd had sex!

I was told that bologna made you horny....i was 11 and didn't know what it meant.

Also thought (and was told) the "eating-out" a girl was like eating JelLo

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when i was about 2-4 my parents were watching this comedian and it said something about a girl having a penis. i thought i had known that only guys had penises but that joke had confused me. i asked every man walking down the street if they had a penis but then one day my parents told me and i stopped...haha

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My mom is a nurse, so when she explained sex to me, she naturally used all the proper words and was very techincal about the whole thing. She told me about the fallopian tubes and the vas deferens... and I was only nine! This led me to believe that sex was something you had to go to the hospital to do!

I used to get really upset when i saw my brothers 'bits' because I wanted some.

I once asked my mom if you could have a baby without being married, because all the daddies on tv were really mean. She reluctantly said yes. Later that day, i rememember thinging that I'm going to have a baby but never get married.

I used to think that babies came from cabbages.

I used to belive that a Dirty Sanchez was a type of truck i dont know why but i just thought i was about 10 when i finally learned what it ment

I used to believe that when mom and dad would want a baby, he would go to the grocery store and get a sunflower seed. He would stick it in mom's belly button and in a couple of minutes... a baby would come out! Boy, was I wrong...

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When i was at spencer's gifts i asked my dad whats a condom and he said, well son, you know those things the make somone look like he or she is bald? One of those... Then i said... DADDY! YOU HAVE ONE ON RIGHT NOW!? I was 8 at the time. (13 now)

I used to believe that babies are poop. Each time you poop there goes a baby. Of course this was before sex ed.

I used to think that babies "just happened". I used to have long conversations with my friends about how I wanted to be a mother but not be married so I figured I'd "just let it happen" as though pregnancy was an act of will. I had seen so many TV shows and movies about single mothers I thought thats what they had done, too!

i used to belive that babys floated in the tummy and ate blood with dypers on!!! and a bow and their hair!