sex

I used to believe…

Up until I was about 9 or 10 (I'm 11), I thought "making out" meant that you were having sex. BUT nobody told me so how was I supposed to know? This really confused a lot of things in my life.

I used to believe…

When i got to the age of wondering where babies come from my parent told me that my mum had an egg. i had this vision that there was this big warehouse with mountains of egg box cartons with one egg in them. There was one's where you could decide the gender or there was the luck dip aisles.

I used to believe…

my mother told us that we grew in tgarhe den and when we bloomed she went out and picked us. if we got in trouble she would threaten to plant us back out there. one time i got stuck in the mud. i was scared to death i was planted again.she came out and rescued me. i avoided muddy places from then on. i love my mom

I used to believe that penises had bones in them. Even at the age of 28, and having had some sexual experiences I still believed that this was the case.(Obviously,I had never seen a penis in a non-aroused state)So when a Jewish friend of mine invited me to her son britz I was alarmed! I thought how much pain will the poor baby endure having a piece of his penis bone chopped off!!

I used to believe that to have a baby you only had to pray really hard.

I used to believe…

when i was about 5, i thought when the baby comes out, it comes out of your mouth

I used to believe…

when i was little i used to think the way to use a condom was to blow it up adn put it next to the bed on the night stand like a balloon on a string and it would protect you by lettin out a gass that you could breath and when the balloon was out of air you would be done having sex

I used to believe…

when i was little my mum told me that babie are born through a little hole in your tummy. i looked at my own tummy and the only little hole i could find was my belly button so i assumed that babies were born out of your belly button. but what i didnt understand was how that big baby inside you could squeeze out of a tiny little hole. it was in y3 i found out that i was thinking of the wrong hole. lol! *smacks head*

I used to believe…

when i was a kid i walked into my parents bedroom when they were doing "it". The next day, i asked my mother about it. She told me it was an adult version of leapfrog!

i used to belive that a woman could get pregnant from simply sleeping in the same bed.

I used to believe…

When I was young, me and my friend David would ride our bikes behind a closed down warehouse. There were about three or four condoms in the back of the warehouse. we used to think they were Jellyfish and we would poke them with sticks.

i used to believe that having sex was a notion that only gay people did together

I used to believe…

when i was about 6 or 5 years old, i had no idea about sex, but i had my own teory about making children. i used to believe that when man and woman kiss , woman is swallowing something which grows in her stoomach into a baby. that's really stupid, isn't it :)))

I used to believe…

Whe I was about 7 my older freind told me that babies where made when a man goes to the bathroom inside the woman. I was horrified by the thought that I was made of pee. Finally I asked my Mom and she told me the truth.

I used to believe…

one time I am one one on my sister's teddy bears hand and I thought it was soposed to be a bear holding a balloon but I was wrong when I saw my sister and her boy friend it was gross and come to think of it was purple and tased like grape

I used to believe…

My friend was once in CVS with her mom and was wandering around the store. She saw a package with 4 little round things in it, and assumed they were little lipglosses because they said "strawberry flavored" on them. She brought them to her mom and asked her if she could buy them for her, let's just say my friend didn't read the packaging well enough...