sex

i used to believe that having sex was when you eat really good food because every saturday and sunday i would hear my mom shouting YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!

evntually i said "i want some of that food!!!!" so i walked in on them!!!!!!!! and found out the horrible truth it was an orgasm !!!!

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When i was about 7 i used to thik that sex was making out. One time i was at my fiends house and their really over protective and didn't tell their kids anything of this sort..Well i saw her parents kiss and I blurted out of no where, "I saw my aunt and her boy friend sexing on the couch for a really long time last night"! They were so offended

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After viewing someone hypnotizing someone else on T.V, ( I was 3), I thought I could hypnotitize people by jumping up and down naked, so my penis would swing to and fro. I tried this on my mum and told her to get me a sandwich. She did it(She must of been playing along).Then I told her to get me a nintendo 64. She didn't. I thought I just needed to recharge. I sat on my bed with my penis under the cover. I then tried it on my dad and he looked at me, puzzled. Then I realized I possesed no such power.

I first learned about the 'birds and the bees' from a book. In the book it had a front-on picture of the female reproductive system. I believed that it was a diagram of the inside of the whole body - that the woman would hold an egg until it went into her blood and down to her feet. :)

I used to believe that I could get pregnant if I ever had sex. I was only around 8 or 9 at the time. Of course I did not want to have sex at this time, but my mom had the talk with me, and I didn't even have my period yet. I learned in junior highschool, though, that you had to have periods in order for your egg to be fertilized!

I used to think that reproduction happened when grown ups were asleep in the same bed together and the penis would just crawl over to the woman and get her pregnant with out anyone waking up or doing anything.

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when my mom was pregnant with my sister i was 3 years old and i was really scared becasause i thought my mom was dying cuz i could hear her screaming from the delivery room.

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As a little girl, I saw my grandmothers masectomy scar across her chest, where her right breast should have been. I imagined she had put a really tight belt across her chest (bandito-style!)which had squashed her breast away!

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My 3yr old daughter who has long blonde hair, insists that when she was born, she had a willy, because, as the pictures show, she had short hair then, and so must have been a boy! Lol, she's glad I changed her!

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When I was young, I very brilliantly decided I knew how babies were made. When a couple kisses, their saliva mixes and the mixture is swallowed by the woman, which goes down to the tummy and the baby starts forming. Because kissing was gross, I decided I never wanted kids.

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When I was little I didn't realize that pee and blood came out of two different holes. I was so confused about how you were supposed to pee when you had a tampon in. I asked my mom and she cleared it all up for me.

I lived a very,very,very sheltered life and never saw anyone with children who wasn't already married. It wasn't until my first day of the 11th grade that one of the girls came in with a big belly and took the seat behind me. She announced to some friends that she was having a girl. My curiosity got the best of me because I couldn't help but to ask her how her parents let her get married before she finished highschool.

You can only imagine the laughs I got from the entire class, including the teacher!!

I never knew that female dogs had periods until my friend told me a few weeks ago... even after she told me, I refused to believe her. It wasn't until I came across this site that I figured, she may have been telling me the truth.

I am a 28 year old female with 2 college degrees!!

I used to think that girls didn't have a word for their private parts, because I had always heard the word "penis" (I have a little brother) but my mom always referred to my sister's and mine as simply "private parts." Then I thought they were called "chinas" because we picked that up somewhere (obviously mishearing it). Good case in point to be upfront with your kids.

I used to believe that people got AIDS when either the guy or girl peed while having sex. So my simple solution would be to tell people to pee before having sex or hold until after.

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When I asked my mom where babies came from (i was 3) she told me they came from flying storks. Then i asked my dad and he told me the real reason. I didnt know what to believe so i just decided mommy stuck her penis into storks.