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I used to believe…

When I was 5 and my little brother was 3, we went exploring under my mom's sink and found Lite Days Maxi pads...we didn't know what they were, but judging by the shape, we finally figured it out..they were giant band-aids! So me and my brother would go under the sink and put them on ourselves and pretended like we were hurt...we were so proud that we found the giant band-aids...and my mom came in and just smiled...she never told us otherwise...she just let us believe that they really were giant band-aids...so I believed this till I was about 10 years old, until my girlscout troop had a nurse come in to educate us about our periods...

I had no sisters and my mom didn't really feel the need to talk to me about my period at the age of 9. So when I did get it (I was 9 at the time) I though I was dying, I starting crying and yelling for my mom as I sat on the toilet....hahaha

I used to believe that periods were like chicken pox,and women used pads to get them off.

I used to believe…

when i asked my mom what a blow job was she wouldnt tell me but my sister told me it was you go to work and you suck and blow, that was your job.

I used to believe…

when i was little, i would walk into the bathroom on my mom and when she was done,sometimes, i would see this weird red stuff...my mom said it was the coloring from the beets she ate for dinner...now i know

I knew that condoms were apparati to trap semen so it doesn't go into the woman's uterus where the sperm meets the egg and that's where it begins.

However, I thought that condoms were hard plastic penis molds custom-made to make a man's penis fit snugly tight into it. It sure trapped the semen inside the hard plastic.

So we went to one of my friend's uncle's house and looked in his drawers. I was so disappointed that I couldn't find the alleged penis mold called a condom. I just saw some packets in one of the drawers, thinking they were pills. Later, my friend looked into the same drawer and yelled "BINGO! There they are!" I said to myself, "That's what a condom is? But it's so small that it can fit in that small packet!?" Was I so embarrased out of ignorance!

I used to believe…

when i was 5-7 i was watching t.v. i was going through all the channels and saw a porno channel. it was the first time i had seen a penis and didn't know what it was and thought it was an overgrown worm. i was confused, why did worms only live with men? i finally understood what it really was until i was 11 and nurses talked to me and the rest of the girls in my class.

i never knew menstruation ever existed until i had it at the age of 10. i went to the restroom and saw reddish brownish stuff on my panties. i thought it was diarrhea so i didn't tell anyone because it was quite embarrasing almost as much as peeing in your panties. i would change my panties every hour until it was night and i was getting sleepy, so i thought for a moment and thought if i was sleeping i wouldn't be able to change, so i told my mom and she told me to show her my panties. she laughed and told me i had started my period!:-[ *embarrassed look*

I used to beleive that when you got your period, it was just one little thing of blood, and that was it. I didn't realise it lasted for a couple of days, so when I was continuously going, boy was I freaked.......

i thought (when i was 7) when the penis went into the vagina, u might pee in there and poison the woman.

I used to call penises "wigs" and vaginas "wee-wees". Well, imagine what I was thinking when one day my dad came home and said "You could tell that wasn't Ronnie's hair! He was wearing a wig on that bald head of his!" I was so shocked and thought this man "Ronnie" was born with his penis in the wrong place!

I used to believe…

When I was little my mom use to tell me and my sisters that I should watchout for stangers and not to do anything they say because they were only out for our bodies. So we thought that our Bodies were our viginas.

I used to believe…

My mum never talked to me about periods, so I just picked up information as a I went along.

I didn't realise they only happened once every four weeks - I thought once they started you didn't stop bleeding until menopause.

I'm so glad I was wrong...

I used to believe…

When I was about 5 I had a "children's version" of the bible, courtesy of my uncle, a Jehovah's Witness. According to the bible, it was VERY evil to lie down with someone you weren't married to. I remember going to a friend's house and lying next to him on his bedroom floor, and afterwards I was terrified that god would be angry and I'd get punished somehow.

I used to believe, as a very small child, that babies came out of a trap door hidden in the mother's back. You couldn't see it, because skin covered the button to pop it open, and only the doctor knew where it was...yeesh...

I used to believe…

when I was little I thought pregnant women were just carring a baby under their shirt (that's what made 'the bump') and that they could just take it in and out when they wanted.