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I used to believe…

Don't Laugh Guys But I Used To Believe Mommy Layed An Egg And Then I Was Born

I used to believe…

Until I was 10, I thought that we were all born from a giant Gardevoir. I played way too much Pokémon.

I used to believe…

When I was little I asked my mother if her bra was a flotation device for swimming (like life jackets). My Grandma was over at the time and she thought it was hilarious!

I used to think that both sexes had penises, which were only used to urinate. So I once made my Amy Rose doll have a “wee-wee”, ss in her tail folded over to serve as a “wee-wee”, which I assumed was the proper term. I also assumed the balls had no function, before later absorbing Internet memes and assuming the balls had an excretory function. I also managed to jerk off via sheer luck.

I used to believe…

When I was a child I used to believe that when women wanted to have kids they had to wish it very strongly so they could get pregnant, so I used to avoid thinking of that, because I was afraid I would end up pregnant too.

I used to believe…

When I was a child I used to believe that babies were made by storks.

I used to think that when a baby was due to be adopted,
The new parents had to be right there on the spot at the hospital
To whisk it home the moment it was born.

I thought that pornography just meant pictures of naked people. For example a photoshoot on a nudist beach

I thought that blowjob was the only type of oral sex, and I assumed the two phrases were synonyms

I thought “rimjob” was a synonym for anal sex, turns out it’s even grosser

I thought “Orgy” was slang for orgasm until I looked up the definition

I used to think you could be gay or lesbian from kissing your own family members of the same gender.

I used to believe…

In french the words period and the rules ( such as law to obey ) are prononced the same so when I was young , I used to believe that all the adult women received rules and that hygiene protection ads showed a way to defy the rules without ending up in prison .

I used to believe…

l used to believe storks bring the babies. if stork's beak's blue, then he carrying a baby boy, if it is pink, then it is a baby girl

i used to believe that my mom and dad argue with each other in the bed. If my mom wins, the child will be girl but if my dad wins, the child will be boy. I thought making a child like that

I used to believe…

When I was thirteen, I thought that butt sex was two bare butts rubbing against each other and I thought that oral sex was kissing during sex. What was even crazier was the fact that I knew exactly what a blowjob was.