sex

I used to believe…

when i was about 9 i was snooping around in my sisters room and i found some bloody underwear. I thought that meant she had cancer and she was going to die. Some time later her and my mom went out for supper and i thought that my sister was going to tell my mom about her cancer.

I used to believe…

This one time I saw a movie with Kristy Alley where she had sex with this old guy and the next morning when she wakes up, he is dead. Being the brilliant kid I was, I thought that this was a normal thing. One night, I was at my dad's studio apartment sleeping on the sofa when I woke up to him and his girlfriend going at it. I was so terrified that one of them were going to die from having sex that I just laid there and cried the entire time.

i used to believe that when u had a baby, it was hidden under a women's shirt. i then asked my neighbor "when u get dressed, how come the baby doesnt fall out?" that is when i was young and stupid

I used to believe…

When i was younger my folks would go into the bathroom just to 'TALK' so i thought it was were you were supposed to go to discuss important issues. I later found out that they were trying to get away from my sister I so they could have sex cause we never let them have a moment alone.

I heard that religious people didn't believe in "stopping themselves from having children", and I thought this meant that they didn't believe in stop themselves that they should stop themselves from having sex every time they got horny.

I used to believe…

Whenever I saw people in television shows or movies who were getting ready to have sex, the man was usually on top.

I never understood why any woman would want to be on the bottom. I thought the man would lie on top of the woman, resting all his weight on her.

I knew if this ever happened to me, I would suffocate and die. I vowed to myself that when I had sex, I would make the man be on the bottom because he was stronger, and I wouldn't kill him.

I used to believe that maxi pads were beds for barbies and people, and I never understood why I could never fit on one. So I used to stick them to the floors and walls. My mom once had to show our old house to some realtors(of course they were all men). As she was walking up the stairs she had to rip them from the floors and walls witht the realtors following behind snickering.

I used to believe…

When I was very young, probably about three or four, I had a friend who thought she knew everything about sex... she was wrong... she would go on for hours, spinning ghastly tales of various disgusting methods or sex, which I now realize were basically S&M... scary.... My sister and I would listen, enraptured, and draw convoluted pictures of anything and everything sex-related. It's a wonder my mother didn't disown me. But anyway, the main flaw in this friend's information was that she never told us that the penis was capable of becoming hard and straight. Right. So I always assumed that the man would HAVE to be on top, so his dick would just kind of... fall into the woman.

I know better now, thank the gods. Yes, I was a very perverted child, why do you ask?

I used to believe…

when i was younger, i asked my mom if i could have a brother. then she said "ok, let's go to safeway and buy one." when we got there i wondered where the baby aisle way. hah!

I used to believe…

When I was about 5, maybe slightly younger, I used to think that when a baby got really tired, it could crawl back into its mother's womb through her belly button. I was a messed up kid, but I gave my mother a good laugh whenever I told her about it.

I used to think that if I rubbed hand lotion on my breasts, they would grow larger. Actually, it was funny to think that because at the time I was hitting puberty and my boobs really were growing. It took me the longest time to understand that it was NOT the hand lotion making my boobs grow, it was my own body growing on its own time.

I used to believe…

The minimum requirement for a woman to get pregnant is for her to know that a guy likes her and she must like him the same way too. When the feelings between the two of them are intensified enough, she'll get pregnant. There's no need for bodily contact.

I used to believe…

When I was about eight or nine, I was first starting to learn about sex. My brother (six years older than me) found this terribly amusing. He told me all about orgasms and cumming. He described a female orgasm as "when she starts screaming for thirty seconds really loudly and can't stop"! I asked him if you could have an orgasm without screaming, and he said no. Boy was I scared! He had forgotten to explain that orgasms only come from having sex or masturbating, and I thought I was just going to spontaneously have one for the next two years! I was relieved to find out that wasn't true.

I used to believe…

When I was 10, or so, I used to think when you got your period, you never stopped bleeding until you got old. I was dreading the day I would get mine, because I could never swim again!

I used to believe…

When I was a small child my mom told me what a period was. I was to small to fully understand or how it's something you dont tell a lot of people when you're on it. I used to follow my mom around everywhere and into the bathroom, and one night she pee'ed and I noticed she was on her period and I said o no ur peeing blood! and i smiled and yelled down stairs "mommy's peeing blood!" and my older sister who was around 16 was hanging out with lots of friends downstairs and herd this and bursted into a fit of laughter. Mum was embarassed and yell at me...

I used to believe…

After my mum gave me the sex talk and told me all about giving birth, I used to think that when you're pregnant you could think you're about to have the baby and it could end up being you just have to poo. I always tried to imagin the look on the doctor's face when he had poo in his hands instead of a baby...

i used to think that when a guy got a vasectomy, it meant that he got his testicles cut off, so when my dad said he was goign to get one. i said "oh my god, why would you want to cut your balls off" ive been getting crap from them ever since