sex

I used to believe…

hahahaha this is a good 1! when i was about 8 i heard my mum and dad making funny noises at night and i started to get worried so i phoned the doctor up and told him about it and once i had explained it to him he laughed and told me not to worry about it. i felt so stupid when i found out that they were having sex!!!!!!

I used to believe…

When I was little, I used to stay up really late or early in the morning sometimes. Well, one night, I stayed up and I heard my mother yelling my father's name. The next morning, I got up the nerve to ask my mom why she was yelling daddy's name last night and she said, "We were playing", I giggled and got ready for school.

I used to believe that getting one's period would be the same as going to the bathroom. When it had to come out, I could just sit on the toilet and it would come out.

Imagine my surprise when I learned the truth.

I used to believe…

When I was in elementary school, I believed that girls could only get their periods if they were sitting on the toilet. Boy was I surprised when I got my first period!

I used to believe…

when i was little i thought sex was taking a shower with someone

I used to believe…

when i was little i thought oral sex could get you pregnant

I used to believe…

In rural Essex at about age 10, I had a girlfriend who would do anything with me, but the 'deed' itself. Her Mum had told her that once inserted, my 'thing' would touch her kidneys and she would die. There was some story about a girl and a sailor attached. She firmly believed what her Mum had told her, and for the longest time, so did I.
Poor girl, I wonder when she found out the truth? :-)

I used to believe…

At age 8 or 9, I believed. When people had sex, if they weren't careful, they could get stuck together like a couple of dogs.
There was a story circulating around our gang, that someone had actually seen a man and a woman, on a stretcher, covered with a sheet; being hauled off to the hospital by ambulance to get surgically seperated. It would be interesting to figure out what that was actually all about.

I used to believe that if you had oral sex the sperm would stay in your throat and I dont know how I got the impression but I thought that a baby would start growing in your throat and then you would barf it out needless to say i was pretty embarassed when I said this to my boyfriend ,"I want a baby , it must be easier to barf it than squeeze it through your vagina." I didnt know why he looked dumbstruck untill he sorted my facts out. He never lets me live it down.

I never wanted to have babies when I was a young girl so I believed one day when taking the cat to get "fixed" that I could be also. My Mom didn't agree...neither did the Vet!

I used to believe…

My dad had explained to me how animals "pair themselves" to make little animal babies (probably after watching humping lions on an animal show or something). I thought I had it all figured out, until I discovered that the human practice of "pairing ourselves" (marriage) didn't resemble the animal way very much, so I candidly asked my dad why humans pair themselves so differently. A deep sigh later, my dad launched into the real story...

The worst thing about this is when I told my friend about my new wisdom, he refused to believe me and beat me up.

I used to believe…

when i was in 5th grade, we watched a sex movie to teach us about it. when the teacher talked about mastrbation and orgasms, i thought an orgasm was the long word for orgy. when she asked us how many had experienced orgys and many kids actually raised their hands, i was disgusted! go figure

I used to believe…

when i was about 5-6 i would play with my balls (before real masturbation lol). i would try to count how many i had. my idea was that there were hundreds in me and everytime i tried to grap them they would slip away into my gut.

I used to believe…

when i was small i used to believe that people got pregnate by french kissing and drinking chapaign because on the movies it would start out drinking champaign then they would kiss and the next morning she was pregnate.

I had gotten it into my head that if I cut my willy off with scissors, I would suddenly have powers like Superman. I seem to remember contemplating it seriously at one point, but chickening out (to my subsequent huge relief). I wonder what child psychologists would make of that one...

I used to believe…

In high school I started noticing the change in my female friend’s derrieres. I thought that the change from having a skinny butt when they were in junior high to having shapely ones in high school was from having sex and that the penis inserted in the vagina pushed the butt cheeks subtly but permanently out and that the more times she had sex, the fuller and rounder her butt would become.