sex

I used to think that a girl's vagina faced towards the front, and that my penis should point forward. When I started to get erections, I thought my penis was at the wrong angle. I learned the truth from an anatomy textbook.

(Yes, I did wonder how babies came out, as they'd have to turn about 90 degrees if the vagina faced forward).

I used to believe that a "WetNap" was when you had a wet dream when you were napping. So, I was obviously embarrassed when I was asked if I had a wetnap while at a BBQ cookout.

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Before the age of 15, I thought that if a man really had to pee, but was having sex, he could just relax and pee in the woman. I thought it wouldn't be much different than having an orgasm while inside, because they've got plenty of room in there.

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When I was a teenager my friend Pam was a smoker and she wanted to learn how to blow smoke rings, a friend of ours told her she wouldn't be able to blow smoke rings until she could give blow jobs, she called me months later very excited and said that she can blow smoke rings 0-O

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When My mum first started her periods she didn't know about them and she was bleeding to death!

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My girlfriend used to think that only the head of the penis is meant to penetrate the vagina. She couldn't believe the whole thing could go in there!

I used to believe that for a baby to be born, a couple had to be married. If they were in love, God would give them one baby. If they were REALLY in love, god would give them two babies.But if they had been bad, he would give them three to punish them.

I used to believe…

pimento olives caused women to become pregnant

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when i was younger i had believed that you only got your period when you wanted to have a baby...so can't you imagine my reaction when i was 11 and got mine!...i was so scared to tell my mom cause i knew she would be mad that i wanted to have a baby at that age

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when i was young i belived that when babies where born they came out of your mums mouth, well it was that or down there.....which is more belivable!!!!!!

I used to believe that a man and a woman made a baby by pressing their stomachs together and hugging each other really tightly... and that baby 'ingredients' were pased from the father, through his belly button, into the mothers belly button and a baby was made. I also thought the baby came out of the belly button when it was born... and I couldnt figure out how it would ever fit!

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When I was little, I thought that when girls reached a certain age they had to take a birth control pill every day or they'd become pregnant...

Then it scared me, because I thought that when I became old enough, the only way I'd know would be I'd be pregnant cuz for not taking the pill... This was cleared up one night when I asked my mom if she had remembered to take her pill!

I used to hear my parents making love, and I thought my Dad was hurting my Mom... When I asked her what he was doing to her to make her sound like that, she told me they were "making love"... In my mind I pictured a conveyer belt, and boxes of "love" going down the line!

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When I was little I used to believe that if you ate the seeds of a green bean you would get pregnant.
Man, did I have a lot of kids!

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Until I was about 6 years old, I believed that womens breasts were filled with milk and that when they had a child their breasts would 'deflate' after breast feeding them for 6 months. I was convinced that they had to wait until their breasts 'refilled' before they could have another child ... :s

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As a little girl, I thought that a maxi pad were diapers for grown women.