sex

I used to believe…

When I was 6 or 7, my friends told me that you could get pregnant just by eating pistachio nuts. Boy was I surprised when my mom told me how babies were REALLY made......

i used to think that babies were produced by rubbing turmeric powder on the bride's belly during her marriage.

now as to number of and when the babies came into existence, i figured it depended on the amount of powder applied.

I used to believe…

There was an ad that appeared in my mum's women's magazines, showing a woman in a little black strapless evening dress. The text said something like, "At last a towel you can wear without it showing through your clothes." I believed she had a beach- or bath-towel wrapped around her body, left on underneath her dress. Although I wasn't sure why.

I used to believe…

When I was younger, I saw a commercial for pads where the woman was at some party and it was like "I was so embarressed because I leaked, I had to go home with a jacket wrapped around my waist." I thought that it ment that the woman had to go to the bathroom..and the line was so long, she accidentally wet herself, and so with the new maxi-pads, she wouldn't have to wait in line!
After I saw that, My dad,mom,my brother and I were at a gas-station and were waiting in line for the one person bathroom..my dad and brother had to pee really bad, and I didn't want them to be embarressed if they wet themselves..so I screamed "Daddy, we should get you some maxi-pads!"

Okay, so yeah..my mom had to have a little chat with me afterwards.

I used to think that since the man was supposed to be on top (thanks to my cousin i found out about that) he would crush the woman on the bottom (under the man)and she would never be able to get up again, so i was very confused about why i saw people on tv walking around after sex!

I used to believe…

When i was little i thought that "giving head" meant when someone stuck their head inside someone else's you know.....

i used to think that girls got pregnant when a guy peed into her......you know.....i found out the real way it happened in health class. too much information? i think yes!

I was at school when I was about 6 or 7, and the bell had just rung for lunch. A boy called Levi ran up to me and asked me if I would like to see his 'marbles' Thinking that he meant little round marbles that you play with, I followed him under one of the desks near the back where he promptly pulled his pants down and showed me his penis. I was mortified.

I used to believe…

When I was younger, probably about 10, I use to think that the actual act of having sex was when the guy would kiss all of the girls "private areas" and then put his penis into the girl's vagina and pee inside of her. My friend soon told me otherwise, and I was shocked to hear that a guy had another fluid in his body - semen. I didn't have it, so how was I supposed to know?

Needless to say I was quite surprised when I found out that sex was NOT kissing of the genital area, but the ejaculation of the male into the female.

I used to believe…

When I was little the only time I saw penises was in art museums, on greek statues. I thought they were just little sacks of flesh, because the statues were always chipped in that area

I used to think a girl could get pregnant by a guy peing instead of sperm

I used to believe…

When I was about 8,my sister was turning all rude and learning more about ahem...sex. Well anyways, I started to beleive that the adults would just rub together quickly.

I used to believe…

when i was about 9 or 10 my best mate who was the fountain of all knowlege informed me that if you didn't mastabate on a regular basis you would grow an extra ball. i realise this is not the case but just to be on the safe side.......

I used to believe…

When I was very young, I remember loads of my mums friends being pregnant and having babies. I overheard my godmother talking to my mum one day about a friend of theirs getting her "milk" (as in breast milk). For quite some time I believed that women had to go with their husbands to a big dome shaped building to have the milk put into their breasts! Ahhhh aren't kids sweet!

I used to believe…

When I was a kid, I used to believe that a girl could sit on me and pee into my penis and that would make her fall in love with me.

I used to believe…

When I was little, I heard that if you bled too much that you die. I had the bad habit of picking my scabs at that time & I knew about my period. I didn't know that your body makes more cells and that you have to bled a lot at one time to die. I thought that if I kept picking my scabs, I'd die because I lost too much blood because of my period. I was such a retard.