sex

I used to believe…

A friend of mine got her period in 3rd grade (rather an early bloomer don't you think) and most of us didn't know what it was yet. So she found and came running running into the classroom screaming "Help! Help! I'm peeing blood!" I was one of the few who did and you can imagine I had quite a laugh about it. And of course, we still tease her about...

I used to believe…

untill i was about 7 i thought that you had to have 2 people bouncing on a bed to make babies because once i heard my parents going at it and i asked my sister what the noise was and she said that they were making babies

I used to believe…

When I was about 10 I somehow thought that the old fashioned foil-wrapped cubes of soapy stuff used by my Dad for shaving were actually called pubes and the reason why the boys at school were embarassed to talk about them was that they were scared of shaving. I explained it all to my mates too, so that they knew what pubes were - I think they thought it was true……...

I use to believe that a condom was alittle house (just like a condo but instead i thought it was called a condom)

I used to believe…

My brother and I (yeah, I'm a girl) believed for the longest time that feminine pads were to be used as peel-able window-sticky decals, and that tampons were to be used to whipe your butt after taking a crap, in those hard to reach places. We thought it was the "fancy" way to clean your butt out instead of old school toilet paper...Boy did I learn when I got my first period where those things really go! haha...

i believed could only get pregnant 7 days before or after your period

also if you drink a hot coke after sex you can't get pregnant !!!!! guess what happened

I used to believe…

when i asked where i came from i was told that my mum and dad had a 'special kiss' and then the stork came down with me in a blanket. what a shock i had when i started reading teen mags.

I used to believe…

When I was little my friend's father told me he was pregnant, and I believed him cause his stomach was so huge. I always used to ask him when he was going to have the baby, but he never did.

I used to think that Inside u there was already a baby

I used to believe…

When I was very young I thought a man's penis was called a "bill", and when my dad went to the bathroom his penis would coil up in the toilet. I always wondered how he managed not to ever have it flushed.

I also thought, for some reason, that "sex" meant cutting off the man's "bill" with the help of a doctor.

I used to think that you would become pregnant from touching a boy. I thought having cooties ment having the power to make someone pregnant, short!

I used to think that being circumsised ment that you had a tail on your penis. When I saw a scar on my penis, one day, I freaked out and ran around yelling "I am not a dog! I am not a dog!"

I used to think that boys had two penis'. One for the front, and one for the back! Well, it made sence to me! Looked like girls had two vagina's...one for the front, and one for the back!

I used to think (until age 14) that when you had your period, the blood came from your boobs. That's why, when you were old, your boobs would "sink" to the ground (because they lost so much blood!). Thank goodness for metapause!

I used to believe that when a woman was pregnant her stomach would eventually burst and the babies would go flying. I must have practiced for hours, passing a ball around with my sisters, when I found out that my mom was pregnant!

I used to believe…

when I was young I was watching TV, and on it they said that a Condom and been found in a Condo. This baffled me for years after.