sex

I used to believe…

when i was about 11, on a visit to the toilet i found a pea bug in my knickers (i had been sitting in a field). I was horrified and terrified for the next few months as i thought i was going to give birth to a peabuggy person !!!! wow what an imagination!!

I used to believe…

Because of Dennis the Menace (the movie) I really thought that babies were born through your belly button. Everytime I watched the movie I felt proud and happy because I had a big belly button. Biggest of the family, as a matter of fact. I would always say proudly "Boy, my baby is practicly going to FALL out!"

I thought that if a boy bumped into a girl from behind she would become pregnant. This fear stems from a time when i was wrestling with one of my brothers friends over a yard stick and he goes, careful you might make her pregnant. I was terrified for nine months. plus every time someone bumped into my behind on accident i thought i was pregnant. I thought i was pregnant like 4 times.

I used to believe…

When I was shopping with my mum, I saw a packet of condoms. Using my 7 year old logic, I believed that 'condom' meant 'cone dome' and you had to put it over your icecream cone so when you ate your icecream it wouldn't melt all over your fingers.

I used to believe…

Until about age 10, I thought that oral sex was like phone sex or talking dirty. You could imagine how confused I was when I found out you could get STD's from oral sex. I thought that somehow it was trasmitted through the phone lines!

I used to believe…

When I was about 6, my best friend told me the real way babies were made. I didn't believe her at all, I said "NO, God just points his "baby finger" (pinky) at a woman's stomach and the baby appears in her arms!" We argued for a straight 2 hours. I thought that until about the 4th grade

I used to believe…

When I was little (about 5) my sister (16 at the time) was talking to her friends about "cocks". Curious because that was a new word to me I asked her what it was. She said it was a different work for poop. So you can imagine the look on my moms face the next day when my mom asked me how my day at school was and I replied: "It was okay, except for when I went to the bathroom and somebody left a huge smelly cock in the toilet!"

i first had sex when i was 16 and this guy that i was with thought that girls only had two holes, one to pee and one to poop out of.very misinformed guy at age 17 but hey.so when we first had sex and he found out that girls didnt pee out of the same hole that his penis went into he freaked out becuase he thought girls were deformed or sumthing, i dont kno exactly what he thought but it was funny as hell. for the longest time my friends and i ragged on him about that, telling him that we actually had 5 or 6 holes but they were just "hidden'....hahahaha

I used to believe that if a woman ate too much and she kissed a man she loved, that his magically love-enhanced spit would come down and touch all the food she ate and turn it into a baby. Only the spit of the man that she loved could change the large amount of food that made her stomach so big into a baby though. That's where I thought babies came from.

I can't remember if this was a dream or not, but once when I was young I had a particularly nasty stomach-ache. I had seen an ad for a pill to stop pain during periods and surmised that a period was a bad stomach-ache. I went up to my father and said "Dad, I'm having a period." I couldn't think why he was laughing.

I used to believe…

Before this year when my school had a special program for kids in Year 6, I thought the urethra and the vagina were the same thing in women and were both called the vagina...... Go figure.

I used to believe…

When I was younger, I though a vasectomy meant the doctor cut off a man's penis! I was horrified when my dad said he was going to get a vasectomy. I said, "Won't you miss it?"

I used to believe…

Once when I was on the bus heading for school, this boy named Andrew had a balloon that look like the finger of one of those nurse gloves. He blew it up, and took it up to the driver, who immeadiatelly grabbed the balloon, and asked him where he got it from. He replied, "I found it in my mom and dad's bed" Apparently it had been a used condom, and my older friend explained the whole scenario. I was disgusted.

i used to believe that to get pregnant you had to kiss someone on the lips. This was because i thought a seed would go down the females mouth and settle in the stomach. soon this would become a baby

I used to believe…

when i was about 10 i had this friend, her name was Briajani but ppl called her BJ. everyone new by that time what a Blow Job was and ppl wood make fun of her. many ppl including me thought that my friend, BJ, was the only one that cood give blow jobs. we thot that Blow Job was named after her.

I used to think that you had sex by taking off all your clothes and standing at opposite ends of the room. I thought the sperm would travel through the air. I also thought it took like 2 hours, and you had to stand perfectly still. I thought this until I walked in on my parents... not pretty.

i used to think sex was just this really short thing called "peenie touch vagina." like if the parents wanted to make a baby, they'd do it quickly before dad left for work in the morning. they'd lean up in a doorpost, each would take down their pants to the middle of the thigh, and then dad would just lean forward and touch for a second. then mom would be pregnant.