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I used to believe that babies were concieved by will power. You know the phrase 'deciding to have a baby'? I just assumed that people decided to have a baby and then later they did

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When I was younger and on the news people said "She was raped and thrown into a ditch" I thought a girl was scratched up with a RAKE and thrown into a ditch because those words sound similar.

I used to think babies were produced only if the couple was married after 1 year and it would automatically happen. I wanted my mom to have another baby and she said no. I told her she could have a private wedding ceremony with only her close family so it wouldn't be too much hassle and she would get pregnant again! LOL

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When I was about 5 or 6 I was curious as to how babies were produced. My mother told me if you ate a lot of food you would have a baby. And I always invisioned the inside of a woman's body filled with peas and carrots instead of bones and muscles so she could become pregnant.

I also thought once you get married you would automatically have a baby after a year. My cousin got married and didn't have a baby for 5 years and I asked my mom "Why didn't she have a baby yet they've been married for so long!"

I thought daddys made babies in a work shop... sort of like pinocio. and then angels came down and brought us to life... again like the story. It was cleared up for me one day when I asked my mom to have my father to go to his work shop and make me a new brother...

i thought until 6, i walked up to my dad and said, "I came out of your tummy and u pooped me out." i was sooooo wrong

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when i as like 7, thought french kissing was 2 people kissing for a long time. Man, was i wrong

I was younger and out with my parents and saw condoms in a gift shop. we were in the bahamas and it had the name of the hotel on the rapper and being about 6 or 7, i asked my mom if we could buy the pack of matches to remember where we'd been. well i didnt understand why i got no response and was rushed outta the store. now i know it wasnt matches...

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when i was little, i did not believe that my parents ever had sex. i was also in disbelief when my aunt told me that u had to have sex to have babies -meaning me, my sister, and brother... it was the scariest thing i had ever heard!

i used to believe that if you ate too much food, you'd get fat and then poop out a baby. =X

I used 2 think that if u stood in a river and tad poles touched your legs u would get pregnant

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When my family and I where at a very nice restaurant,I chose to eat spagetti.It was really messy and I needed a napkin.I was like "Mommy I need to use the restroom."She was too busy talking and just simply pointed to where it was.I was like 7 so i felt like I was finally a big girl.Well earlier my mom gave me 50 cents to get something out of the quarter machines and what I got was something only worth a quarter,so I had a quarter left over.I had just began to learn to read and saw the word napkin in the bathroom. I used my 25 cents and wiped the spagetti sauce off and shoved the"napkin" in my pocket. When the waiter came to pick up our plates he asked me if I was done with my plate, I was like wait heres my napkin.I reached in my pocket and pulled it out and put it on the plate. Every1 at the table cracked up laughin, the waiter wasnt to happy!

I used to belive that to loose your virginity would mean licking a girls (hairy part) and sucking a girls (headlights).

I used to think that Kissing or making out with someone meant having sex. Along with that i thought that when you got married, you just got pregnant from the fact that you got married.

i used to believe that at the wedding when man and woman got married and they kissed the guy coughed up the sperm and i was like mom doesnt that taste bad. now i know why she looked at me funny.

I used to believe that, at birth, your parents had to use guesswork as to whether you were a boy or a girl. I even went as far as to write it down! I wondered why everyone in my Dad's office was laughing at me when I showed them the book that I had written...