sex

i used to belive that periods happened to everyone!

I used to believe that women were impregnated by performing oral sex.

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when i was little i thought that your period was some kind of bladder disease. i used to make fun of the girls advertising pads on tv,because i thought they had the bladder disease and had to wear pads to keep their underwear dry. bad thing is,one christmas,while the whole family was at my house i yelled at the tv and now i know why everyone was laughing at me.

I was over at my friends house watching x-men. I was sitting next to my friends little brother ( he was about 3 or 4) we were watching the part were they show that lady covered in blue that can shape into forms then he looked at me and said " sa'uh, where's her weeny?" I said " she doesn't have a weeny" and he responed " Yeah, my mommy doesn't have a weeny either, BUT I DO!".

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When I was a kid, I believed that babies were born a sexually, and the parents chose the sex of the child by choosing to cut the umbilical cord in either short for a girl or long for a boy! oh dear!

i used to think sex did not involve movement of any kind, that the guy just put it inside you and then laid there motionless ... i didnt find out the truth until the first time i had sex!

I used to think that if you swallowed cum you could get pregnant

and i used to think that 'fingering' someone meant running your finger down their body all sensual like haha

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o.k. up untill i was about 7 or 8 i believed that when a woman had a baby it came out of her mouth.....so whenever my mom yawned i thought she was opening up her mouth so she could have another baby and i ran into my room crying

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When i was younger i believed that a miscarriage was when someone goes to take a baby on a stroll in a carriage but miss...and the baby falls on the floor!

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As a child I believed that a woman birthed her babies through her mouth. I was very concerned as to how a mother could breathe as she was pushing a baby out of her mouth. Thankfully, my mother cleared this up for me (after chuckling a while over my misconception).

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In 8th grade health class, we were learning about the whole "female cycle" and this guy Tyler was like "OH MY GOSH!!!" Everyone stared at him and asked if he was okay. He just stared at the girls in our class and said "You have more than one hole? That's so wierd!!!"

i used to think that when i was born momies and dadies would go to the baby shop and go buy a baby lol until i found out how babys are made!!!!

I used to believe that the saying "(name) was born with a spoon in their mouth" actually was saying that someone was born with one in their mouth.

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when i was small, i tot woman gave birth thru their belly-buttons..

I have always thought when boys masterbate it took 30 minutes or a very long time and when they ejaculate there would be a lot like cup full. I didn't find out that both of those weren't true while I was talking about that with an ex boyfriend. Think how embarassing that was.

I saw a commercial on T.V when i was little and they were talking about sanitary napkins they called them "pads". I used to love to draw so I asked my mom for some cause I thought they were writing pads.