sex

I used to believe…

When I was about four or five, I genuinely used to believe that babies were bought from Argos catalogues and that cheese was mined from Cheddar Gorge.

I used to believe…

Alright i have 2!
K, my friend told me when I was about in the 3rd grade that I could get aids from drinking pee.

Also, she told me a virgin was someone who HAS had sex.

I used to believe…

When I was around 10-11, I would masterbate like once a day or once every couple of days. No one had told me that it was "normal" to masterbate, so I started believing that I was a sex addict and then when I'd grow up I'd have to go see a specialist to make me stop.

I used to believe…

Up until I was about 17ish, I thought that "giving head" just meant that a girl was having sex. On that note, I didn't find out what a blow job was until I was 14. Geez, I was a late bloomer.

I used to believe…

when i was is grade five (now im in grade seven)i sat in front of this guy(im a gurl) and we werent really freinds but we told each other any thing and every thing so naturally we would not be embarest to talk about sex to each other so i was talking to him and one of my freinds so im not sure why but we were talkin about condoms and he had a puzzled look on his face so we asked him if he knew what a condom was and he said "isnt it a part of a car" and me and my freind just started laffing and he didnt know why so then after a good laff we told him what it was.

I used to believe…

when i was little, i wanted to be just like my mom. So when i saw her putting on her pad, i decided i needed to do that to. I didnt know how to use the pad and i got real embarrassed, cause my mom found me underneath the table with an entire roll of toilet paper in my panties.

I used to believe…

When I was little my mom would always cross stitch, thus, I used to believe babies were made when God would CROSS STITCH them. Then he would give the cross stitching to mom and dad in church. At the childrens sermon one sunday, the pastor asked how they were made and i raised my hand and proudly stated my thoughts.

I used to believe…

when i was little i used to think that when a woman had a c-section it ment that they would make a cut in her shoulder and thats where the baby would come out of.

I used to believe…

When i was little bout (4/5) i used 2 b-lieve that popping ur cherry meant squeesing a cherry into a glass, 2 get da juice out.So i used 2 go around sayin i always pop da cherry n every1 used 2 call me names like slut n slag.Now i know why.

I used to believe…

Until I was about 12 I believed that if men and women slept together naked they would have sex, it would just happen. I could never understand why in movies they would be under the blankets naked, but not having sex.

I was babystitting these kids and we were watching look whos talking. And as u probably know they show the sperm swimming to the egg. Well the 6 year old asks what that (sperm) and I thought it wasn't my job to tell them. That I might get in trouble if I did. So I said oh there just boogers

I used to believe…

As a child, I thought a dildo was the railing you put around the middle of a room to have different decoration either side... (dado rails? not sure on the spelling, day-do?)

I used to believe…

whan i was younger my cuz told me that sex was whan you got in bed and rolled around,whan you wre doing that you rubbed each others "parts"!

I used to beleve that when I would let go of my wee-wee someone would come by and snach it off,so I helled on to it evey where i when.

I used to believe…

My sister was sitting at the breakfast table one morning near Christmas when she suddenly said to my mom, "Mom, a vegeatarian's someone who only eats vegetables, right?"
"Yes, honey," my mom replied.
"And...a vegan's someone who doesn't eat any animal stuff, right?"
"Yes, honey," said my mom, wondering where this one was going.
"So, mom...what's a virgin?" she asked innocently.
My mom explained it all, but I don't think she quite got it, as she later wrote in one of her school-books, "The lady's name is Layla-May, and she is a virgin"...
Also, once when I was little I found my mom's pills on the bedside table. I asked my dad what they were and he told me they'd stop her having a baby.
For years after I believed that if she didn't take a pill every day, a baby would spontaneously pop out of her belly...

I used to believe…

when i was little, my mom always called my penis, my "pegus" because that is what my older brother called it when he was 2, and she thought it was funny. So she always called it that and i thought that is what it was called until i was like 8. one kid said penis, and i said "its not penis stupid, its pegus!"