sex

I used to believe…

When I first heard about Ellen Degeneres "coming out of the closet," I knew it had a connection to her sexuality...but I thought she literally came out of the closet and said "I'm gay."

i used to think that if i ate a lot of cheese puffs that my breast would grow larger.. i think i got this from a punky brewster episode i saw as a kid.. so i asked my mom to go buy cheese puffs right away but i never told her why i wanted them.

I used to believe…

One day, my family was going to go swimming. My sister told my mom she couldn't go swimming because she had her period. At the time, her peirced ears were infected a little bit and looked like they were bleeding. And since I knew your period had something to do with blood, I thought your peirod was when your ears bled!

I used to believe…

My first imagining of intercourse was that the man's penis was inserted lengthwise into the labia like a hot dog into a bun. As a result I found the Drive In Intermission cartoon where the frank jumps into the bun exhilarating and dirty.

I have 2!! :) Yes, I was a nerd! lol
ok... my brothers are a lot older than me and they were both popular in high school and I was in pre-school then. Well... all the really cute boys from my brothers school would come over all the time and 1 time a tampon commercial came on and I thought that they would all think I was mature and grown up and think that I was really hott if I started talking about using tampons and how it hurt and just a lot of differnt stuff like that. I got into after I dragged out "my" tampon box...

My 2nd story is when I started my period. The day before I had really really bad cramps. I couldn't even get up b/c they hurt so bad. Ijust layed down on my couch and cried all day after school. It was so bad that I thought I was gunna hafta call the hostpital! But anyway I woke up the next morning and looked at my underwear and thought I had pooped my pants. And I didn't want to show my mom b/c I didn't want to get into trouble and I had never pooped my pants before either! lol So I go pee and I wipe my self and I look at the toilet paper and I realize that there is brown stuff on it! SO I think that I am pooping out of my vagina!! SO I start screaming and my mom is in the bathroom with me and she comes running to me and then I realize I started my period so I go... "OOOOooooo..." And then me and my mom cried together cause I was growing up so fast!
Sorry this is so long but I hope that is was entertaining!!!! lol

I have a really close friend that believed up until her early teens that you had sex through your urithra and peed through your vagina.When I confronted her about this she said,"Read the books if you don't believe me!"The reason she believed that is because she couldn't read the diagram correctly,and got the two holes backwards.

I used to believe…

when i was little(about4 or 5) and mom took me to the doctor the doctor noticed my penis looked red and infected she told mom i needed to wash myself. so mom tells me as we r goin into the house if i didn't wash my penis it would fall off i was h mortified i ran upstair and began vigorously washing my penis i did this twice a day for 3 years

i used 2 believe that a condom was a condo.

so i thought when i was listening 2 vibe 98.5 they were talking a condom
i thought it was a condo so i said 2 my mom let's buy a condom!!!!

now i know it prevents people form having babies

I used to believe…

When I was little, I used to believe that, when you had a baby, it came out of your belly button.

I use to think that if you slept with someone you would get pregnant well my mother's freind's son slept over and we slept in the same bed together luckily i didn't get pregnant

I used to believe…

When i was in like sixth grade i use to think the period was when you vomited blood for a month and then it never happened again i took sex ed a little later in the year

I used to believe…

Once when I was three my mom told me to set the table with napkins because our family was coming over for dinner. I had to go to the bathroom before I set the table. While I was in the loo I saw a package of my mom's pads. It said sanitary napkins so i piked up the box, went into the dining room, and set the table with my poor mother's pads! My family thought that was pretty funny...

I had believed that both men and women could get pregnant. At the time I knew nothing about sex. I imagined fathers walking around with huge stomachs because they were pregnant. It was quite a shocker when my mom told me the truth.

I used to believe…

Once when I was five my best friend told me that women got pregnant by kissing a man and then "wrestling" with him. I got so scared because that very day I had kissed a boy at school and then rolled around with him on the grass at recess.

I also used to believe that a woman automatically got pregnant as soon as she got married. I was freaked out and was afraid to get married. I thought that a magic bug came out of the preacher when he said "you may kiss the bride". For a really long time I was afraid of my pastor at church. Don't ask where this came from!

Because of this weird theory, my friend and I would always get in arguments when we played Barbies. She always wanted to make the non-married "girls" pregnant. I would yell at her that this couldn't happen. :P

I used to believe…

A while ago, i used to think that babies just came out of your stomachs. Then, when i was 9, i found out where they REALLY came from. Well, when we started 'family life' in 4th grade i always thought they would show it and they never did. So i thought "i pretty juch know all the basics so i doubt they would ever show it" Well, i was wrong. A month ago they showed it in our health class. I know I'm in 8th grade and I should have been prepared to see this, but it was just nasty and too fast.

I used to believe…

In 4th grade, I didn't pay much attention in the "Getting to know your body" class, and it said something about the egg getting caught in the lining of the uterus and becoming pregnant, or so I thought. So I thought you could get pregnant without having sex, and I freaked out. I think I even had my mom convinced for a while, too. I freaked out and tried to stay as straight up and down as I could so the egg wouldn't go to the sides of my uterus.