sex

I used to believe…

When I was 5 or so I found a dirty tampon somewhere. I asked an older friend what it was and she replied simply "a tampon". i didnt want to seem stupid so i didnt ask what it was for. I then decided it was for bloody noses and was convinced that you stuck them up your nose when it bled. Imagine my moms suprise when i came up to her with a bloody nose and asked for a tampon.

I used to believe that when a woman and a man wanted a baby they would pray to God and he would mail them some kind o fpotion that the woman would drink and make her pregnant.

I thought that those balloons that are long, ribbed, and usually marble colored that they sell in NYC out on the tsreets were condoms.

I use to think that "birth control pills" would make you pregnant. When I was 6 I had a nightmare that I had accidentally taken one. I was terrified.

I used to believe…

When I first learned about sex, I thought that if someone had sex in a swimming pool, bathtub, or other watery place, there would be so much suction that the two people would be stuck together until they went to the doctor and he did a special unsticking procedure.

I used to believe…

Until I was into my preteens I used to believe that women wore maxi-pads just in case they pee'd in their underware (kinda like adult diapers).

I used to believe…

When I was young someone at school had heard of a head job and we were all wondering what it was. I knew that a nose job was plastic surgery on your nose so we assumed a head job was plastic surgery for your whole head.

I always thought that the operation men get so they can't impregnate a women was the same as when animals get neutered, where their balls are removed. I found out in my late teens though that I was wrong...

I used to think a penis was like a bear paw.......I dont know why

I used to believe…

When I was younger I had a boyfriend who thought that women only had one hole...so he figured that whenever i got my period i had to take the tampon out everytime...later on as our relationship grew he realized how much of an idiot he was. I can still remember the face he had when i told him that we do have more then one hole...this was after highschool...so the sex ed was taught well before this incident

I used to believe…

lol this is sooo embarassing, when i was younger i used to belive that guys(DOWNTHERE) was a bunch of litte balls all toagther on a string..lol then i guess my friends sister cleared us up!!!

I used to believe…

When my cousin and I were younger, we wanted to know what oral sex was, so we asked my older cousin and she said that oral sex was when you talked about doing it. When I found out what it REALLY was, I was quite surprised.

I USED TO BELIEVE THAT WHEN YOU GOT OLDER, SINCE IT WAS HARDER FOR YOU TO DO THINGS, YOUR PRIVATE PARTS HAD TO BECOME MORE EASILY ACCESIBLE. MY GREAT-GRANDMOTHER HAD A FOLD OF SKIN ON HER NECK AND I THOUGHT THAT SINCE IT RESEMBLED A VAGINA....THAT WAS HOW SHE PEED.

I used to believe…

When i was in Kindergarten, i accidentally walked into the boys bathroom while a boy was peeing. I screamed out, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" and i took his hand and led him into a stall, saying you're not supposed to pee on the wall.

I then asked my mom why he did this, and she lauged, and said he had different "Privates" than me.

I didn't know what she meant by different when my friend bryan pulled down his pants to show me o_O

I used to believe…

When I was about ten years old I was helping my dad and uncle cut and split fire wood for the winter. I had overheard them say something about a condom and I laughed. My dad asked why I was laughing and asked if I even knew what one was. Hanging with the men I proudly explained that it was to keep the gel in! Although close, I still had no idea what the gel was or were exactly it kept it in!

I used to believe…

My friend was at a restraunt with some family and her little cousin (5 yrs or so) had to use the washroom and her aunt asked her to take her. After her cousin used the toilet she asked my friend what the Condom Dispenser was, my friend told it was candy and she rushed out of the bathroom. After dinner my friend went to use the bathroom and as she opened the door she heard her cousin complaining to her mom to buy her candy! You can imagine how shocked her mother was!