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i was about 10 when i was going across the country with my dad on a grey-hound bus, i went into the bathroom. they had those wet hand cleaner thingys. i thought they were "sanitary napkins" i got so excited about finding them, and i came out of the bathroom yelling, "daddy, daddy, i have sanitary napkins" dad turned beet red, and everyone laughed. it took me forever to figure out why!

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When i was a lil girl, i believed that if a boy peed on the toilet seat and i accidently sat on it...i would get pregnant

i thought my parents orded me from a mail order catalog and they picked me up at the hospital.

i always thought that girls grew apenis when the went older. i never understud why there was nothing there untill i was 7

I believed that babys were born through your poo hole and they came out in a polythene bag! I use to look in the toilet every time i did a poo to see if I'd had a baby!!

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At about 10, I knew all about reproduction, and I knew about periods but I didn't know about orgasm and clitoris'. So when I discovered mine and what it was for, I was worried that if I kept doing it I may be doing harm to myself and that it might mean I wouldn't beable to have babies when I grew up. But... I didn't stop doing it!

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When I first got my period I looked at my undies and I thought I had shitted myself, it was brownish and I was embarresed the whole day.

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Until I was about 11 I thought when your period came it was similar to defecation. You see when I asked my mother about the subject when my sister got it she said it came out of your hole (i assumed the butt hole of course) and then I asked what it felt like and i'm not sure but i somehow got the impression that you pooped out red pooness for a week straight. It would just keep coming and coming and I was terrified!

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In the third grade, when I looked at a book about the human body and saw female pubic hair, I thought that the hair was what would eventually be part of the woman's baby's head when she got pregnant.

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When I was 4 and my mom was pregnant with my little sister, she told me all about the egg and the sperm except for how the sperm got from the man's body to the woman's. First, I thought that it came out his foot and then wriggled its way across the floor until it came to a woman and then climbed up her leg to her uterus. I decided that couldn't work. Then I thought that it must go through his spit when he kissed her. I thought that if the people weren't married yet, then the sperm couldn't be able to get through. So people who weren't married could kiss and not make a baby, but people who were married were really making a baby when they kissed.

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When I was little I used to believe that women prayed to get pregnant. I would sit in church and here them talk about how they had prayed and prayed and finally a baby came--so I never had to aks the dreaded question.

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When I was 8, I'd seen commercials for Midol, which claimed to stop pain "before, during and after". I asked my mom how someone would know ahead of time that they were going to get a headache. I felt embarrassed when she explained about cramps.

i used to believe when you have sex you die

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haha this is great..when my little sister, suzie, was like 5 or 6 me an my older sister jen, were talking about virgins. and i looked at suzie and said, "your a virgin" and she freaked out and started screaming " i am not a virgin" she thought we were insulting her, and we were just lying there laughing at her and she just kept crying and yelling about how she "wasnt a virgin" and then my parents came in adn we explained and my dad laughed but my mom called us pigs. it was great!

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for some reason i thought masterbating took ten min. no more no less. i have no idea why i thought this but i think its pretty wierd now.

i had no idea how lesbians had sex. i knew how guys did it but i had no idea how girls could do it. a friend later told me.