sex

I used to believe…

When i was young, I always thought people made babies by males peeing into the females mouth.

I used to believe that everyone was born with a willy, until i got older it dissapeared and my mum told me the truth about willys.

i knew about sex but i didnt think it had anything to do with babys, i wasnt around them so i didnt care

I used to believe…

until about the age of ten, i was never completely sure how babies were born. i finally settled on the explanation that since babies grew in your stomach, then they must come out of your stomach. literally- i thought your stomach opened, starting with the belly button, for the baby to come out. so when my mom told me the reason for my dad's hospital visit was a hole in his stomach (i think it was an ulcer) i asked with great surprise, "Is he pregnant?"

I used to believe…

when my mother told me what a period was she told me "when you get older your gonna start peeing blood" so i thought that you were supossed 2 sit on the toilet and actually pee blood for a few seconds and that would be it. then she told me that it can last up to a week so I thought "oh my god, im gonna be sitting on the toilet for a whole week straight? Oh well, at least I can stay home from school"

I used to believe…

my friends little brother used to think you used a tompon to get the "crusties" offof your boobs, where he came up with vrusties i have no clue. my brother thought you stuck tomapns up your butt, and my friend ( a guy) thought that u pulled the string and it opened like a parachute, the it went to a pile some where in your body and stay there forever

I used to believe…

Alright, have two for you.

When I was around 6, I stumbled upon my mom's tampons. For some unknown reasons, I thought they were used for catching flies. So every day after school I'd unwrap a tampon, take it apart, and try to catch a fly in it. When I finally managed to, I ran down to show my mom. She got a good laugh out of that..

Secondly, around the same age I also found mom's pads. Being the curious kid that I was, I unwrapped a few of those two. I thought that they were a special kind of slippers. I stuck two to the bottoms of my feet, and walked around on them for a long time, before my mom finally noticed, and took them away. Bummer.

I used to believe…

When i was little i believed that the pads(that my mom wore) were like diapers....so i asked my mom if i could have one and she said yea and so i put it on my underwear and when i had to go pee i just went in the pad....then i figured out it wasnt a diaper

I used to believe in spontaneous generation; ie: sex was an option for reproduction, but if all else failed, one could reproduce themselves through xenogenesis; through pure free will.
This was how I imagined my creation.

I used to believe…

when i was around 9 years old, i went to my friend's house with several of our other friends. we found her mother's tampons, and tried putting them in to see what it was like. anyways, my friend came out of the bathroom and said she felt constipated. it turned out she had stuck it up her bum.

I used to think female breasts weren't considered privates and when I told they were I thought that male breasts should be privates than too and didn't understand why they weren't.

i used to think that homosexual men thought that they were woman and homosexual women thought that they were men. so i thought that they could still marry each other and that it was stuid even decinding to be homosexual anyways.

I used to believe that when a woman was pregnant and it was time for her to give birth, the baby would just 'pop out'. I was very that when I was pregnant the baby would fall into the toilet and I would flush it into the sewars, where it became one of the 'sewar children'.

i thought when I was 7 you get pregnant by sleeping with each other in bed....naked... but now i know what u really have to do u have to have sex..
i wish i did't know about it...

i thought long time ago periods were diapers for grown -ups.

i used to beleve that every one had a penis