sex

I used to believe…

when i was 10 a boy in my class told me a 69er was sex on a chair, and we believed him

I remeber watching the Adams Family when i was little and the mom and dad would "french kiss" and all they would do was the dad kissed up and down the mom's arm. I believed for a long time.

I used to believe…

when I was around 10-12 that oral sex was just french kissing intil it came up on the way home from a dave mattews concert.

I used to believe…

When I was younger (about ten), my parents (they were bikers at the time) used to take me to this bar on the weekends with them, there was a video game area I could play in with the other kids. In the bathroom they had a condom dispenser with one product called a "french tickler". I thought this was the funniest thing, but had no idea what it was. When Christmas rolled around, I was in our living room with my parents and older brother. We were listening to holiday music, and I was singing along to the Twelve Days of Christmas. Instead of saying "Three french hens.", I thought it would be funny to blurt out "Three french ticklers!" My brother started laughing, and I was grounded without any explanation of what a french tickler was.

I used to think that when ever a man had his shirt off in a bed and there was a women in the bed to they were going to have sex

I used to believe…

This belief belongs to my mom's brother. My mom, her sisters, and my grandma used to send him to the store to buy maxi pads. He thought they were to hold your girdle in place. When he found out what they were really for, he never bought them again.

I guess I was about 10 or 11... anyway, whenever my best friend came over and spent the night she would make us watch pornographic movies late at night. I didn't know very much about sex at the time, so during the movies I would constantly get up and go to the bathroom, only to find out that it wouldn't come out. I finally told my friend, "Whenever we watch these movies I always have to go pee, but it doesn't come out". She replied by telling me that I was "getting horny". (This is strange because she was a year younger than me...)

That's not all. A few weeks later I had the urge to go to the bathroom, but nothing would come out. My mom was in the bathroom with me at the time, so I said "Mom, nothing's coming out. I must be horny". The look on her face was priceless... needless to say, she asked me where I heard that phrase and what I thought it meant, and she set me straight right there... (But she didn't know that me and my friend had watched those movies ;P)

I used to think that pee came out my clit and I thought that your vagina appeared once you were old enough to have kids.

I used to believe…

When I was really little, one of my parents' friends told me that when I was 16 my penis falls off. I was shocked, of course, and he said it was ok, they grow back. I didn't find out he was lying til I was about 8.

I used to believe…

when i was about 6 my sister was just growing boobs and i remeber going into the bathroom well she was changing and going "WHY DO U HAVE PYRAMIDS ON YOUR CHEST!" she used to get rly upset


i didn't understand untill i grew my own!

I used to believe…

when i was a toddler, my mom told me that i wouldn't let them have any privacy. well one night they thought i was asleep, and they decided to do their thing. well, i told my daddy that i wanted to play horsey.

I met a Chinese girl who until the age of 20 thought that babies came out of a woman's belly-button!

I used to believe…

When i was little, i used to think that women would wear pads for when they pooped their pants. So one day, when my mom was changing her pad while i was in the bathroom, i said "haha mommy! u pooped your pants!"

I used to believe…

when i was little, i used to watch my mom's soap opera with her. One episode 2 characters were kissing when i said "mommy, they're gonna have sex now". My mom was appalled when i said that and asked me "do you even know what sex is?" I replied, "sure, its when u kiss and get naked."

I used to believe…

When I was about three or four, I used to think that babies came from "the baby store." Hey, groceries came from a grocery store, so why not?

I thought that babies would sleep on little cots that were lined up all around the 'store', and prospective parents would come in and choose a baby or two. I also remember believing ardently that, when I had been purchased from the baby store, I was wearing my pink "Martin Guitars" shirt, even though my dad had bought that for me when I was two.

I remember proudly telling my parents that I knew where babies came from, and they nervously asked me where I thought babies came from. When I told them the "baby store" they both burst out laughing.

I used to believe…

At the age 13, my best friend asked me(because i was dating a black guy-we are white) if his cum was the same colour of white guy's. WE STILL GET A LAUGH OUT OF THAT