sex

I used to believe…

When I was about four or five years old my next-door neighbor accidentally slammed my finger in her door. She felt soooooo horribly about it and kept apologising to me over and over.

Not long after the incident, she had an adorable baby girl. I thought that her having the baby happened because she had slammed my finger into her door, and that was her ultimate apology.

To this day, a small part of me still believes that.

I used to believe…

when i was little i always thought that a man/woman just had to sleep(regular/normal...every night type sleep) together in a bed for them to have sex

I used to believe…

At a young age, I had many beliefs such as sex was laying in bed naked with somebody. Actually I had a girl tell me one time you could have sex by climbing onto a naked boy and rolling down a hill. At an older age, I thought a condom went INSIDE the girl. I also didn't know they're were two separate holes. I thought you had sex in your peehole. But then again, I also thought babies came out your belly button. But I was very wrong.

i didn't know that sex meant insert/withdrawl repeat. i thought it was one swift motion. in/out.

I used to believe that people got pregnant by kissing on their marriage day.

I used to believe…

Not mine, but I had to put it here anyway;
During a verbal "pop quiz" in my Biology class, one of the questions was "Name an organism that reproduces by splitting in half."
Everyone's thinking amoeba, except the girl the teacher picked. Her answer?
"A fish."
Eww.

I used to believe that you could only have sex in the bathtub...nowhere else.

I used to believe…

my friend once thought you got pregnant by peeing during sex.

I used to believe…

when i was 17 i had my first sexual experience with my boyfriend, and i was very surprise to find out that pubic hair doesn't grow on the penis, like i had thought, it was only on the balls.

at least my bf was only 14 so he didn't laugh at me because he knew even less about sex than i did. lol.

i was 12 years old the first time i masturbated, and was so shocked to realize that my finger could actually be inserted into my vagina. i was very happy to discover that too, because before then i couldn't understand how people had sex because it had never occured to me that the penis could actually go inside the vagina.

I used to believe…

When I was little(about 4 or 5ish) I saw this cool pink balloon lookin' type thing with a white "squirter" on the end on the bathtub while I was bathing. I thought it was one of my mom's cool adult bath toys. I just kept fillin that balloon up with water and squirting it on my head and I had the grandest time with that. I realized several years later that the balloon I had so much fun with was a douche bag. Mom got a good laugh...

I used to believe…

When I was about 6 or 7 I use to belive that boys or [men] did'nt have booty's only women did ha ha ha!!!!!!!

I used to believe…

When I was around six, I asked mom to tell me how babies born. She started to talk about X and Y chromosomes. Until I started to get biology courses I used to believe X and Y are beams emerging from parent's bosom when they started to sleep and I will have one X beam when I will be mother.

I used to think that babies were made in a factory, and they get put in the hospital so they make it alive, because I noticed a room called Delivery, so I thought you went to the hospital to pick up your order!

i used to think that sex was just putting ur dick in the woman's mouth and then pee in it

I used to believe…

When i was younger (around 4 to 7) I thought that mommies and daddies had babies because they kiss and that woman get boobs when they have a kid.