sex

I used to believe…

When i was younger I used to be afraid that you could get pregnant if you sat on a toilet seat right after a boy did. Whenever i went to the bathroom i would look down at the seat to make sure that there wasn't anything on it.

I used to believe…

hi!! i used to believe that babies came from the fish shop.
i remember walkin past the chippy and i sed to my mum.mummy where do babies cum from.she sed u go to the shop and buy them, with me walkin past the fish shop i automatically thought that was where they came from.

I used to believe…

A friend of mine told me this story.
She learned from a sex-ed book for kids, when she was about 9 or 10, the details of the female genitalia. She asked her mom what the clitoris was for. Her mom told her she'd figure it out on her own when she gets older.

Couple months later they were having people over for dinner, and my friend burst in the room and just yelled in front of everyone : "Mom, I know what the clitoris is for !".

Could there be a worst timing for discovering masturbation ?

I used to believe…

one night, at story time when i was maybe 4 or 5, i asked my dad "the question" (que dramatic music). "where do babies come from?" my dad, being a book nerd, explained it to me as follows...

the female's book and the male's books come togther and the pages for a baby.

for the longest time i thought i would not be able to have babies, because i didnt own "that special book."

I know better now.

I used to believe…

when i was little i was in a public bathroom in the mall with my mom and i was reading one of those despencer things with condoms and stuff and i asked my mom "why do they have napkins in here if you can get them in the food court?"

I used to believe…

when i was little i thought to have kids all you had to was kiss and all the baby junk would travel through the body(gross) but then i found out the real way to make a baby and its still overly disgusting!

I used to believe…

My friend noticed, when watching her mum come out of the bath one night that there was a white string dangling between her legs. When she asked her mum what it was, her mum answered that she had a mouse living in her tummy...for years my friend believed this and told everyone about the mouse...!

i used to beleev dat when a man kissed a woman, she would hav a baby, but if he nibbled the womans ear,she would hav twins. I caught my aunty and uncle making love an di guessed that the baby would be dead becoz my uncle was squishing it!

I used to believe…

When i was about in 4th grade i finally got to talk to the "popular girl" (i later found out that she was a complete idiot) we were discussing getting boobs and stuff like then when she told me about the "period" she said that when you got your "period" that you would bleed out of your butt, your vagina, and your ear. but she said that you only got your period in the 5th grade, i recall looking over at the "5th grade table" at lunch that day, thinking that all of those girls over there dont have ear plugs on. what an idiot she was, i soon found out that thats not the way it happens, stupdid popular girl!!!!!!

I used to believe…

A couple years ago (when i was about 12)i was told that if you have given "oral sex" you are no longer a virgin. So last year some chick asks me if im a virgin, i answer with a simple sweet NO. this was in like 7th grade, so everyone flipped out! turns out i really was a virgin, but now i know better... now i can answer NO.

I used to believe…

At the age of around six I overhead my mother talking to an older cousin about periods. I could tell this was grown up business from the hushed tones they spoke in. I asked what was a period, and was told rather mystically (or so I remember) that I would know I had grown up when I got an egg with blood in it.

This entirely changed the context of boiled/poached/fried eggs for me. I would become alarmed as soon as I saw one on my dinner plate, and hack it to bits for fear it might contain the blood of my transition to womanhood.

A few years later, classroom gossip revealed that, in fact, I would require pads to cover my nipples from which blood would squirt ferociously during this perplexing and scary monthly occurence.

And they say childhood is the best time of your life.

I use to think that a boys penis was long and flat like one of those hoses that get round when you run water through it. I thought that they would roll it up to put it in their pants, kinda like you would roll up a measuring tape.

I was about 9 years old when I was told about your period and my sister would always tell me that I would die if I never got my period. Everyday I would check if I had my period. I got so scared cause I never got it for awhile that I was going to die LOL When I was 11 when I first got it and I was soo relived I got it cause I didnot want to die!

I used to believe…

When I was a little girl(about 5)my friend steph told me that french kissing was when someone spit on your shirt. Boy my mom horrified when I said that me and steph french kissed.

I used to believe…

One day when I was about 12 (just entering the stage of sexual awareness), I walked in on my brother watching "adult tv". I had already gotten the 'birds and bees' talk but I still didn't quite get it. When he invited me in, i of course jumped at the chance. He proceeded to tell me that "everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten." I was aghast at the thought and of course believed him. Then, with a sadistic smile, he began to 'wank his willy'. I begged and cried for him to stop. Upon realizing the futility of my endeavor, i ran sobbing to my mom, crying "please don't let stephen kill a kitten!" Needless to say he had a lot of explaining to due, but in the resulting confusion everyone "forgot" to tell me it wasn't true...it was several years (and a whole lot of guilt) later that I finally realized he'd made it up

I used to think that being circumcised meant they cut off your penis. I thought my own circumcision had been botched, leaving me with most of it. However, I didn't want anyone to know I had been circumcised cos they'd think I had no penis.