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When I was younger (about 3-4), I was going for an after dinner walk with my parents. I was complaining about walking and my dad was walking behind with me while my mom got mad and walked ahead. My dad says to me, "Go up there and tell your mom that she is being mean." and I came back with an, "But Dad, mom is always nice to you...she sucks your penis." They just stopped dead in their tracks, "WHAT?!" I replied with a, "It means drinking wine!"
I used to believe…
When I was like 7, i really liked this girl and my friend told me that i should just pee in a cup, tell her that it was gatorade, make her drink it, and than she'd get pregnant.
Hm... i don't think she'd like me any more if she got poisoned from my urine ;-)
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When I was five,in kindergarten,my friends and I used to pretend to have babies by placing a baby doll under our shirts,then one girl would play the doctor and pretend to cut open our stomach to get the baby out! This idea of how the baby came out and that it came from a woman's stomach went on until perhaps 6th grade
I am a foreign exchange student to America from Germany. Back in Germany, in my English class, our teacher taught us that the thing you use to wipe away pencil writing was called a 'rubber' or an eraser. I'm sure you can imagine my embarrassment when I turned around during class and asked a very popular boy to borrow his rubber. Needless to say, I now know the difference between an eraser, and rubber....
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I used to believe…
My brother once asked my mum 'where the white mouse goes'.
I used to believe…
When I was little, my mum always said to me when i was in the bath, that i had 2 make sure i washed "down below" (I'm a girl)so when i started showering, when i was a bit older, i always stuck the shower head "down there" because I thought it was wash it all clean. I never realised why it felt so good! ;)
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When I was younger my big sis asked me if I wanted to see a johnny bag (durex!!) i didnt know what it was and imagined it was like a lucky bag . I was very excited at this point thinking Id get sweets and stuff. When she had shown me (discarded on the street yuk!) i thought they were for putting on your fingers instead of rubber gloves!
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I used to think that babies were made by swallowing a pea at the hospital. They were all mixed up in a bowl so you didnt know if it was a boy or girl!
I used to believe…
When I was younger, having never actually seen a male foreskin, I believed that circumcision involved the removal of part of the glans of the penis (i.e. the little bit on the end that makes it look like a mushroom).
Thus I believed that I was uncircumcized until a Jewish friend disabused me of the notion by telling me his looked the same as mine. Little kids think weird things, right?
We were in 9th grade.
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When we were about 12, my friend said during a class of 25 students that 'it must hurt to have sex', when asked why he replied 'because it must be hard to fit your balls in!!'. Everyone laughed for a long long time.....
But he was adamant that the penis and the testicles had to go in the vagina and argued that we were all wrong because 'how else is the sperm meant to get in!!'
I used to believe…
When I was about seven or eight, my grandma tried to explain to me what sex was. As I heard it she said, "Sex is when a man puts his penis into a woman's china." I knew what a penis was but I thought that every time a man went over to a woman's house he would put his penis is her good china! Boy was I ever wrong!
I used to believe…
When my brother was six, my aunt got pregnant. She came over to our house for Christmas when she was seven months, and my mother and I pinted to her belly and said "Aunty Viv's baby is in there." Horrified, my brother said "You ate the baby?!"
I used to believe…
When I was little I thought you would get pregnant automatically if you got married. So one day I saw my parents' wedding picture and I was wondering why my mom wasn't pregnant.
I used to believe…
Not me but my sis.
Me, my mum, her heavily pregnant friend and my sister were getting changed to go swimming.
My sis points at my mum's friend just as she's slipping into her cossie and says,
"It's going to be a girl!" we all asked how she knew. (she's a lot younger than me) "I can see her hair sticking out!!!!"
We all had a good laugh at my sis expense.
Incidentally, it was a girl.
I used to believe…
Once, me and my next-door-neighbour, who was a boy, found my mum's pads under the sink. We, being only 4 and no knowing what they were, assumed they were for protecting your head. We stuck them to our foreheads and ran outside to play. The whole road witnessed this, including my friend's dad, and mum was red, to say the least!
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when i was a kid, i thought that being gay and being lesbian was the same thing..so i thought that all gay men were lesbians.
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When I was like 5 my best friend was a boy and one day he kissed me. Well my mom had told me that kissing boys is bad and will lead to getting pregnant, so naturally I thought i was prego for the next few years!
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I used to think that having sex was going under a bed and kissing. So, when I was 3 my neighbor boy and I went under his bed and "had sex"
I used to believe…
Once i used to think "sex" is something that man and woman get naked and get in bed and then just stared at each other.Till man's "worms" (sperms) would come out and go in the woman's body.
I used to believe…
When I was 6 I thought you could get pregnant from kissing and so when me and my friend watched soap operas, we thought that the reason the actresses didn't get pregnant from kissing was because they put a special cream on their mouths.
