sex

I used to believe…

This isnt my belief but one of a FOURTEEN year old girl.

me and some friends were on a trip with this girl, when she started telling us about sex. What you have to do, is a man and woman go into a bedroom, turn off the lights, both take there clothes off, and then the man puts his penis in the vagina ad takes it out again.

And thats it. Apparently it cant be done in any other way. Shes FOURTEEN!!

I used to believe…

When I was younger, whenever somebody mentioned Flirting, I had this image of all these women standing in a line and each lifting up their skirts in turn!! Ive no idea why

I used to think that you got an erection because you were embarressed. I know why I thought that. In a book called 'The facts of life', there was a subtitle 'Embarressing Erections'. from this subtitle I concluded that you got an erection because you were embarressed. I must have been about 7-9..

I used to believe when I was small, that I was horribly disfigured bcos I didn't have a penis. I pictured horrible accidents, my favourite being that I had been in the tub and it got caught in the drain and ripped off. I would go around asking everyone if they had a penis, and this one time I asked my grandmother if she had a penis, and she prentended like she didn't hear me and said "What? I don't have any peanuts!"

I used to believe…

When I was 9 years old, my friends and I had a mystery.
We knew that boys and girls looked different ‘up front, down there’, so that’s why we had to keep that part covered.
We knew that women’s breasts were different from a men’s chests, so that’s why women had to keep that part covered.
But what about butts? From what we knew, and boy’s butt looked just like a girls butt. So why hide it? So one Saturday we decided to study the issue. There were about 6 girls and 8 boys. We spent all afternoon looking at each others rear end. (of course, there was a lot of looking at other things too.)
I don’t think we ever did decide anything, but it was a hell of a lot of fun!

I used to believe that only men had pubic hair. I think I got his crazy idea as a kid by seeing pornographic magazines where all the woman had shaved and the men were natural

I used to believe…

When I was a kid one of my worldly friends told me the word "foodle" meant to have sex. I have no clue where she got this idea but I believed it for about 2 years!!!

I used to believe…

My mom used to tell me that if I didn't clean my penis region it would fall off and I would become a girl, I scrubbed the hell out of it and I soon had another question for her.

I used to believe that maxi pads we like diapers for women who didn't have time to go to the washroom at work. So one day after my bath i decided to try one, I put it in my panties and peed in it.

I used to believe…

When I first got my period, I thought it happened because I drank too much black coffee the day before and it leaked out of my body *to me the color looked black*!

I used to believe…

When my parents explained sex to me I was pretty young, around 7. I understood how the parts met but never understood the rest. Though young I was very scientific and just could not figure it out. Finally in the car with my mom at a red light, she noticed that I really looked like I had to pee. She asked me if I had to go and I shook my head yes.
She pulled off at a gas station and I refused to get out and go. Finally I told her that I did not want to pee because I would be killing my tadpoles. Upon further questioning she realized that I thought I had to pee in a girl to get my "tadpoles" to seek out her egg. The shear thought of flushing my "tadpoles" down the toilet when I peed horrified me. Today I have a bladder of steal, wonder why?

The best part of the story is that I had apparently relayed the tadpole "Theory" to my playmate Mark(son of my mom's best friend). For days he had a coke bottle on his window sill. He told his mother that he had a tadpole in it.This was nothing unusual so she took his word for it. The water in the bottle became cloudy and stunk up his whole room. This prompted his mother to find the bottle full of old pee :)

~Robert Sean Gibson

I used to believe…

My paternal grandmother told me since I was a child that if I could kiss my elbow I could change sex. I was world's biggest tomboy, so I probably spent a good week of my life trying to kiss my elbow out of frustration. When things get out of hand here, sometimes I still try, just to make myself laugh.

I used to believe…

When I was little I saw a nude women poster and I saw some hair between her legs and I asked my Mom what did the women have there and she told me a forest.I took some glasses and started looking for Robin Hood.

I used to believe…

when i was really young i asked my mum where babies come from. i was with her one day when she was telling the story to a neighbour, he said "well, when you find out, come and tell me". i thought he really didn't know, despite the fact he was a grown man. he didn't have any kids, so i guess it made sense!!

I used to believe…

When I was younger, through middle school, I thought that oral sex was french kissing. So one day we're in english class, and we're talking about how advertising uses sex to sell products, and my teacher asks for examples. One kid talks about scantily clad women. Another about guys on horses. I raise my hand, and say, "Yeah, some ads like tobacco and jewelry show people having oral sex."
The teacher looked terrified and the class went wild, needless to say. It took a few years to live that one day . . .

I used to believe…

used 2 think girls were suppoesd to like girls(because girls had the same body parts) and boys were supposed to like boys!!! (this was when i was 5)

Dan Williams
I'm 20 and still believe that :)