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My mom is a Labor & Delivery nurse so I always knew where babies came from and that it involved sex. But I distinctly remember thinking (around age 4 or 5) that sex was peeing into the mouth of your significant other. Strange!
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I was a early bloomer and when I was in the 5th grade I started my period and thought it was because I drank red fruit punch all the time and that i was drinking so much it was leaking out of me. It wasn't until I was 12 that I actually understood what was going on.
I was seven when my parents told me I was going to be a big sister. My mom gave me a brief birds and the bees talk. I imagined sex being so clinical. I pictured a man and woman (I don't know how this image came about) sat facing each other, like on the side of the bathtub, and the man just inserted his penis into the woman and took it out, and she would automatically get pregnant.
I still laugh about this, but i grew up wit ha dear friend of mine, and when where six, we thought that babies where the result of two adults taking a dump toghether... it was just really funny cuz we so strongly believed it! i was realieaved when i heard it was false...
I used to believe…
When I was 6 my family had a fourth of July BBQ at our house with all of our relatives and close family friends. Just as dinner had finished cooking I stood up and screamed at the top of my lungs that I was going to go get the condoms so we could eat. I thought that condoms and condiments were the same thing.
I used to believe…
When I was around 9, a boy about a year older than I was told me a rubber was a thing a boy puts on the end of his prick so the girl doesn't get pregnant. I pictured a cork-like stopper made of hard rubber.
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i used to think that a man's private part was called a 'lemon' and a lady's private parts were called a 'melon' and to this day i still don't know why!
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I used to believe…
When I was little, my cousin told me that if i licked my feet, I would get babies.
I used to believe…
When I was young (about 8 or so) I used to think that sex was what happened when you sharpened a pencil. Still not entirely sure how that one came about...
I used to believe…
One day I asked my mom, "Since babies come out of their mom's butt, could a mom have a poop as big as a baby?" I love the fact that I didn't even consider that I could be wrong about where babies come from.
I used to believe…
When I was little I heard on the news they were talking about banning the morning after pill. I ask my dad "Why would they want to ban a pill curing a hangover? People need that so they can live through the day without vommiting!" I guess the really morning after pill helps the vommiting as well.
I used to believe that virgin and vegetarian were the same thing. One day when i was in 4th grade, a 6th grade boy asked me if i was a virgin, well me thinking it was (vegetarian) tells him "no, i like meat."
I used to think think that kissing or making out was sex....
I used to believe…
When I finally understoof what sex was and that babies were the result of it, I thought that EVERY time a woman had sex. she got pregnant, So when I would hear of people on television or in real life who were shocked that they were pregnant (or their husbands/ boyfriends were shocked) I couldn't understand the reason for their confusion; after all, they knew thay had had sex!!
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When i was about 8 i thought being a virgin meant that you had never had a crush at someone. Imagine my friends surprise when i told them i wasn't a virgin.
I used to believe men had to squeeze their penus to wee. I believed that when they needed the loo, they had to go or there bladders would explode! Otherwise how do you explain their need for the loo if they didn't wet themselves?
My dad explained to me at the age of 10 because of an innocent comment. But I think he had something to do with this belief...
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Up until I was about 14, I always thought that the penis was called a "pickle."
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When i was little my sister told me that no one had bum cracks. She said that one day God was chopping his vegtables and he dropped the knife. A man was bending down to pick something up and the knife cut him a crack. Every one loved it and decided to make there own. I thought this for years and i asked her how we had them as no one had cut our bums and she just laughed. She had me going for years.
I used to belive that thunder was clouds having sex.
I used to think babies were made by just lying down naked in your bed.
Then you wake up and God puts a baby in your belly.