Once while hiking with my dad, I had to go to the bathroom, and he told me to go behind a tree. I asked if it would hurt the tree and he said no, it's actually good for the tree and will fertilize it to help it grow. Later I learned that woman became pregnant when the father fertilizes her, and assumed that he did this by urinating inside her.
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when I was young my parents used to refer to my vagina as my "china," I suppose for pronunciation ease. Well, I was horrified when one summer my grand-parents took a vacation to China. My parents quickly corrected the terminology.
i used to believe that women got pregnant by kissing ( boy would there be alot of pregnancies out there !! )
As a pre-teen looking at Playboy magazines, I thought that the opening in a woman that you put man-part in for sex was right in front within that triangle of hair. In my mind you could walk straight up to a standing girl and start doing "it".
When i was about 10, i had seen a commercial about super absorbent Maxi pads. So, i knew my mom kept these similar looking ones under the sink in the bathroom. I took one and decided to experiment myself how much they did absorb. Taking red paint and watering it down i drenched this maxi until it over flowed with water and paint. I threw it out. Later my mom came to me very concerned thinking that i had gotten my period and she hadn't the chance to explain to me what it was all about. Poor mom, she got scared.
I used to think oral sex was kissing
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I used to think that spam was semen so I was very confused when people talked about buying it in tins.
before having any type of encounter with sex. i was with an exgirlfriend and i wanted to touch her privates. so i would put my hands in her pants and try to go in the hole. except i thought the hole was in the front, not under. anyways for a few days i was convinced that the only reason i couldnt get my finger in the hole was because she was closing it. until one day i reached a little deeper down south and my hand came upon this wet "netherland". i finally hit the jackpot. what was i thinking?
when i was little i so wanted a willy because my big brother could stand up going to the toilet. Soon my mum told my aunty, and when shopping one day she wound me up telling me we were going to the willy shop to get me a willy! i was quite upset when i found out there wasn't such a shop!
My mom was always very open about sex. She told me that when two people were in love, they got together, had sex, and that's where babies came from. When I was in preschool I had this strange picture of what sex was. I pictured two people laying out on banana chairs next to a pool. The woman was wearing a bathing suit, some sunglasses, and a large sun hat. The man was in some swim trunks. They were just enjoying themselves and getting a tan. To this day I still don't understand why I thought that, but I enjoy a good laugh over it on occasion.
I used to believe that you had to tie condoms on with string... to stop them falling off you understand, at least thats what my older sister told me!
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I shudder to think that I used to believe that oral contraceptives were taken so that ladies wouldn't get pregnant if a man came in her mouth.
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I used to believe that erections were something that happened entirely randomly, and so if you wanted to have sex you had to just wait around for one to happen.
Until about the age of 13 i used to think that oral sex was 'normal sex' but fully clothed!!
After spending too much time laying around with my pet dogs, I entered preschool. One day I walked in on a boy named Scotty going pee, and I came out saying, "Scotty has a tail". I truly believed for many years that penises were just tails, like my dogs had. AND I didn't think they had anything to do with whether a person was a male or a female. That just had to do with whether you had long or short hair.
I used to believe women got pregnant spontaneously, depending on how lucky and unlucky they were
when I was 12 or 13 I masturbate for the first time by recomendation of my friends, according to them it was going to be like a water hose cumming because it was going to be the very first time, so I had to masturbate facing the back of the toilet and with music so my parents wont listen the very powerfull action to happen.
Of course, it wasnt true, beside the pain I was feeling, my huge worry was my sperm going in the flush, I tought my sperm will transform in to babyes in the drainage and will find the way back to find their daddy, I was horrofied!!!!
I got my drain pregnant!!!
it was until 15 years old I finally understood that will never happen.
When I was about 4 or 5, I couldn't take my eyes of this lady standing in the queue in the bakers. I wondered why on earth she had a football up her dress.Anyway curiosity eventually got the better of me and I asked her inocently in front of every one. Everyone laughed out loud and the lady said "my dear, it's not a football,it's a BABY!
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I used to think that if you ever grew hair around ur 'john willie', as my mum called it, a magical elf would come in the night and wax it.
when I was a kid, I really believed that girls get pregnant when guys kisses them on their lips.
I only learned that it wasn't true thru porn