My friend's sister was born when she was 5. Her Dad told she is 7lb. My friend was crying as she thought she had to pay £7 for seeing her and she didn't have that money
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my mum told me that she had picked my brother and i up from the bin. but because i didn't like my brother very much as a kid, i used to tell him that mummy picked us both from bins but my bin was nicer and that's why i am a nicer person. lol!
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My best friend used to beleive that his testicles were his lungs. It was because they moved when he coughed. Idiot.
Prior to gaining education pertaining to sexual body parts and functions, I was told by my mother that I, a girl, had a "front butt" and a "back butt" to wipe when learning toilet training. I believed our female genitals were our "front butt" until someone corrected me over half way through grammar school! I can't believe she copped out on my explaination like that! Laughing myself to tears now at 43 yrs. old!
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My husband of 25 years believed that if a man and woman saw each other naked they HAD to have sex. I think he still believes it.
When I was a young spadge I used to think that your bell-end was like the ball in a ballpoint pen. Consequently, I also believed that if you pulled your foreskin too far back your bell-end would plop out like an egg from a hen’s arse. What were my parents thinking? Why didn’t they ever tell me? Oh, and nobody told me that banjo-strings (the string of flesh that links the foreskin to the bell-end, known in GU clinics everywhere as the frenulum) were normal either. I spent most of my adolescence thinking I was a freak. It was only when a friend told me his had nearly snapped, before whacking his cock out and showing me the withered thread that I realised I was normal. I’m not exaggerating when I say it was the biggest relief of my life.
When I was younger i beleived that sex was when 2 people jus kissed and got between sheet with their legs and upper bodies showing like the way they show it in hollywood movies you know hiding all and showing only the necessary and by making muttering ooh , aah sounds.
I use to think that blow jobs is when the men blows into the woman's vagina. I was really curious then, so I did an experiment on how a "blow job" feels... I sorta use empty bottles to pump the air in the spot... It sounded like farts... I told my best friend about this , and I planned to run away the next day... It was REALLY embarassing
Before knowing what a sanitary pad does, my sister used to believe that they were used to skate arourd at home!! We used to catch her skating around the house with them.
i used to believe that when u jerked some one of you pushed them like to 'jerk' them and this was in sumway sexual weird ay!
i used to believe that milk was womens cum,and it squirted when they got turned on,needless to say when my brother was born i was vert confused and disgusted,i was only 5 with a mean older brother
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i used to believe that blo jobs meant u had to blow down ur dick 2 make ur balls bigger
I used to believe that a penis was infact a poo which had been diverted and was not excreted and was consequently hanging out the front, so i thought fat men had big willys cos they ate so much!
My neice and her little friends thought the word lesbian meant that you were sexy. They walked around for days hollering "hey lesbian, you're looking really lesbian today" Finally the found out the truth after telling a teacher that she was "very lesbian".
i used to believe that the clitoris was a teeny penis that all girls had, cos thats the general area the pee used to come out of, and i didn't even know about my vagina till i was a bit older, didn't know it existed!
when i first had my period i thought that i'm going to die plus i must stop drinking Shani and red soft drinks! but after i discovered the truth i felt so stupid.
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I used to believe that womens genitalia was an inverted males 1
When I was very young I didn't realise woman had three different 'bits', I thought it was all done with ONE!!
i used to believe that babies came from he stalk. being quite interested by the idea of a giant bird brining a baby, i excitedly waited outside in the middle of the night when i found out my mum was pregnany. how disappoinyed i was when i saw the video of her in labor later on!! where was the big bird??
I understood the whole concept of the birds and the bees, but I was under the impression that the couple had to go to the Doctor's office to make a baby on the examining table, since babies came from the hospital, it seemed to make sense that the doctor would oversee that aspect as well.