My friends and I (male) believed at school that a woman's breasts became bigger when fondled by a man. So when we saw a large-breasted lady we sniggered- we knew what SHE'D been up to!
My wife told me this was not true about two years after we married.
I'm still not convinced she's right.
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I used to know someone who, when young, saw his mother naked and asked what her genitals were called. Flustered and embarassed, she replied with the first thing that came into her head and told him it was her "goat" (she doesn't know why). He believed her for several years afterwards and told me he used to be quite shocked whenever he heard the phrase "that really gets my goat".
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I used to believe that one white parent and one black parent made an Asian baby.
I used to believe that if I played with my navel my ass would fall off.
wosre i believed if i played with my willy at all the red bit would fall off. so imagine finding out thatI could wash it and it did not fall off!
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When i was young,my mother told me that she picked me up from the park. i believed it for a few years
Until I was 16 and I had my first PROPER girlfriend, I always assumed the vaginal opening would be on the front of the pelvis, because that's where the penis is.
Imagine my confusion when I found it's actually tucked underneath.
Also, when I started masturbation, I knew it was frowned open, so instead I used to have sex with the bed in what I called "sex practice."
before i was 12, i use to think that sex(intercourse) involved, a man sliping it in.....and laying still (i then realised when whatching a sex scene in backdraft, that i actually had to move ; )
When I was little my dad took me to the toilets in a restaruant and when I asked him what the condom machine was he told me they were balloons for older boys! You can only imagine his response when I asked if I could have one to take home! haha
I was travelling on the school bus with my friend when we were 10 or 11 - he was going crazy because I have 4 brothers and sisters, that means my parents have had sex FIVE times. He was even more freaked when I reminded him that he has 5 brothers and sisters himself. Go figure...
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I used to believe that the umbilical cord was attached to the babies groinal area and where it was cut, determined the size of the penis.
For a very long period of time I believed that your "Bollocks" was your arse and you "Arse" was your bollocks.
It was litterarly years before I relalised the mistake I'd made.
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I had heard on the news at a young age that a student was caught having oral sex with a teacher. I thought that that meant they were talking about sex.
i used to believe that women peed out of their arse and pooed out of their vagina
My mum gave birth to my brother when I was four - I remember visiting her in the hospital with my aunt and trying to locate my little baby brother underneath her top because I was convinced that he was still trying to hide behind my mother's tummy!
i used to believe that kissing in mouth is an extreme sex
When I was around 5, I somehow developed the idea that women got pregnant by inhaling something that was in the air. As I constantly walked around our house holding my nose, my mother finally pried it out of me that "I didn't want to get pregnant by all the baby seeds in the air."
i used to believe that when a baby was born it came out of a pin prick sized hole in the clitorous, OUCH!
i used to believe that when i heard noises from my mummy and daddy's room some one was poking with needles. and i didnt understand why mum was shouting more .. oh yes yes .. more. so when i went bed at night i was scared they would get me. i now know what it was all about
I knew what sex was, but when my mom told me they had to have it to have babies, I thought that it could just happen by accident...like laying in bed and it just accidently gets the girl pregnant...man how dangerous would that be??
i used to believe that you could have a baby by kissing a boy