sex

I somehow got the sport of wrestling mixed-up in my head with the idea of a penis --- I didn't yet know the name of the male sex organ, so I called it a "rassel" because my father, from the deep south of the US, pronounced the name of the sport that caused all the confusion: "rassling". I suppose I was about 6 years old. My older sister straightened me out at some point.

I KNEW A HEAD JOB WAS THAT YOU SUCKED ON THE PENIS BUT I THOUGHT A BLOW JOB WAS WHEN YOU BLOW AIR ON IT- I WAS A VERY EMBARRESED 15 YR OLD WHEN I FOUND OUT THE TRUTH

I don't think I knew about periods at this time but I used to think that ladies had to wear pads every day and change them every time they went to the washroom.

when i was about8 ish my friends mum told me that a condom was a pair of trousers, but i didnt work out what it meant until a couple of years later, and alot of embarrissment later too!

My Mum used to think that boys willys continued to grow longer as they got older. She thought that it would hang down one of their legs and this is why little boys could wear shorts but men had to wear trousers. This also explained the bulge in swimming trunks because the man had rolled it up.

I used to believe that women were men who had been volleyed in the groin and thus their penis had pushed their hair out to be longer than mens and made their voices higher and that breats were where the balls went.

i used to believe that because it felt good when you touched your clitoris thats where the penis had to be inserted to and i always wonderd how it would be able to open up so big...
i beleived that until i was about 12 and found out from watching some porn on sky! i was shocked!!

When l was a child, l asked my father how did l born and he answered me that he always loves my mother but one night he loved her too much and I borned.

when i was about 8 years old, my mom and my sisters (they were all adults or teens) were sitting around talking about sex. I had just walked in the room when my mom said "at least I still have ONE virgin" I got so upset and started crying..I yelled "I AM NOT!!" my mom was shocked. she asked me if i knew what a virgin was,i said "it's something bad mommy, and I don't wanna be a bad." she just started laughing.

When I was about 5 my friend and I went to the library with her mother. My friend's mother let us look at the reproduction books that showed animals in various breeding positions and the man lying on top of the woman. I had never seen such books, and I didn't know anything about sex or how babies were really made. I envisioned my parents in the act of making me. I figured Dad would lay on top of Mom and they would just lay there and watch the clock to make sure they had been there long enough to make a baby. I never figured they would actually enjoy it!

Me and my mate Bryan were convinced you had to wee in a girl to have sex, but we both knew it was impossible to wee with an erection and we were both utterley confused, I never got sex education from school or Mum & Dad and I had to work it out for myself, trust me, even if no one tells you, you will still find a way, thank God

My Mum always had me convinced that babies were made from kissing on the lips and that they came out of belly buttons!

So being a family orientated type of girl, I used to go round kissing everyone and trying to get a baby coming out of my belly button!

Because of the wording during sex education (i.e. your parents have sex when they sleep together) that they would really be asleep and that dad's member would stir, raise it's ugly head (haha!) and plunge itself where we don't talk about on our mama, only on yo mama!

When I was heavily pregnant with my son, my little cousin Callum asked me " when the baby's finished sleeping will you have to poo it out?" Guess he wasn't far wrong... eeeuuuwww!

When I was younger I didn't know wut the difference was between making out and making love...

I used to believe that women always had milk coming from their breasts and when they had a baby it drunk the milk, but when women didn’t have a baby they had to put cotton wool in their bras to absorb the milk. I thought this was called ‘having a period’, and these periods lasted until a woman had another baby. And a woman always had to wear a bra to put the cotton wool in to absorb the milk.
My mum told me that if I was naughty and refused to do a poo she would put soap up my bum, and I thought that that would make me poo.