sex

I thought that a woman got pregnant kind of like catching a cold, by being around her husband for a long time.

I used to believe that if you made a penis out of clay and put it on your crotch it would stick and you would become a boy. I asked for clay for christmas and tried to make one. I of course was disappointed when it didn't work. I thought maybe it was because I hadn'y made it right so I kept making one over and over again. Well, it did look a little more like a worm than anything else anyway.

I know this guy named David who thought his penis was a tail. Well, one day his mom had friends over and he ran into the room yelling "Look mommy I can make my tail fat!". I wasn't there but his mother uses it to embarrase him, so of course I found out.

I was so innocent and unaware of boys when I was youger my mum used to tell me that I could get pregnant if I so much as even kissed a boy.

When I was young and took baths with my sisters, they would grab my "gadget" as my Mother told them to call it and ask over & over why they didn't have one.

To make a baby a man and woman touched parts of the body and that would make that part of the baby. So if they held hands that would make the baby's hands. If they kissed that would make the baby's lips. They had to rub butts in order to make the baby's butt. There was no doubling up. It wasn't like if they touched hands multiple times the baby would be some octopus monstroid. The parts would float around in the mommy's tummy until it was completed. The parts were good for up to 9 months. So you had to complete the baby in 9 months or you had some parts over.

I used to believe that you swallowed a pink pill if you wanted a little baby girl and a blue one if you wanted a baby boy!

When my sister was little, she believed that women had babies and men had poodles!

i used to think that sex was wen 2 ppl had a kiss and used tongues!!!!!

I use to believe that babies came out of their mother's belly button.

When my mum used to talk to my sister about her periods, she used to mention that she'll need clean towels every month.

I thought that a period used to be a monthly holiday!

When I was young, right up to the age of 11, when my period started and it was time my sister told me about the birds and the bees (only because my mom didn't want the job). I always thought that when a man and a woman said they slept together, that's all they did. Just sleeping with a man can get you pregnant. I didn't know about that intercourse stuff.

I used to think taht babies just *appeared* inside you, whether you wanted them or not and you couldn't choose when you had one. I also thought they came out of the belly button when they were born- after all, what else does it do?

When I was in Y7 at school some of my friends managed to convince a boy that a vibrator was a foot spa! It was when he considered asking his mum(I think was gonna buy 1 for her,I'm not sure) we decided that it might be best to tell him what one was!

i used to think that my testacles were ballons and if i was naughty i would fly into the sky and eventually they wouls pop.

When I was small I used to believe that a small black spot in my tummy would turn into a baby when I reached the age of 21.