sex

When I was 11 I was not to sure about what actually came out of the man during sex. I assumed it was pee since I had never had anything else come out of me. I remember telling my dad this on vacation one night strolling around the streets on the Cote d'Azur where during the day we had had a lot of chances to see naked women and they were on my mind. He listened carefully to my theory and then stifled a laugh and said that something else came out, and one day I would understand. Boy, was he right.

My niece always looked at me for advice. She was getting of age and we talked about menstrual stage. When her period finally started, she was at school and she called me to see what she should do. In that I couldn't break away from work, I simply told her to "put paper down there." She called me back several hours later and said that the paper was hurting her. I don't know if I asked her why or what, but her response was that the notebook paper was hurting her! I guess when I told her to put paper down there i was assuming she knew I meant toilet paper and not knowing at such a young age of 9 yrs old, she put notebook paper instead of toilet paper!

I used to be disgusted by the thought of having sex because I used to believe you actually had to go pee pee insid ethe girl to make babies!

i got told if you rub your sperm on
your spots they'll go...

p.s i still try it but it never works

When I was about 5 I pestered my mom into telling me how babies were made and she told me that the man and woman lay in bed and he sticks his penis into her vagina. I asked her how they "layed" and she replied "Like people normally lay." I usually slept on my back so I assumed that both people would lie side-by-side on their backs and that the man's penis was so long that it could reach all the way over, across himself and the woman and up into her vagina. Hmmm...now wouldn't that be great!

When I was eight, some friends and I had convinced some girls that male genitalia were detachable, and that boys were required to keep their penii in their lockers throughout the school day. The girls were fascinated, and demanded to see them. We pleaded modesty and declined.

I used to believe that sperm was contained within urine and that a man ejaculated by 'wetting' himself inside the woman!

I used to believe that a woman got pregnant by kissing a man. When I finally got THE TALK from my mom, she asked how I thought a woman got pregnant, so I told her by kissing. She then laughed and asked why I had never gotten pregnant when my dad had kissed me. I had never thought of that.

I also used to check the toilet after I had gone "number 2" just to make sure I hadn't had a baby.

So relieved to find out other people thought that babies came out belly buttons!!! When my 8 year old nephew found out I had had a c-section, he thought they made a big round cut and lifted off the top of your belly like a saucepan lid. Ouch!

i didnt know how lesbians had sex with each other. i knew what homosexuals were and i knew how men did it with each other, but i was clueless how lesbians had sex. after all, they didnt have anything to put into each other!. my friends were as clueless as me so we figured lesbians did it by cutting off a man's penis and THEN using that!..

I'm not sure how old I was, maybe 7 or 8. This is before I knew what sex was or what a guy's "tool" was for. Well, while in the shower, sometimes the water would hit me just right and I would get hard. I thought this meant it was time to get out of the shower and that "the hard stick" was a towel rack. And I would hang my towel on it!! LoL

When I was around 10,my mother tried to explain about menstruation, and she was on about period this, period that.It being a new word in my dictionary,the discovery channel gave me a freight, as low and behold, the pyramids of Egypt were on tele..I ran to my mother crying thinking that i was going to have one of those happening to me!

When I was around eight my discovered I had som pornomags I had found in a container. She told me that the people in the magazines were doing bad things, and that it was dirty. Then naturally she threw them away. At this point I had learned what a condom was, and was horrified when I discovered that my dad had pack in his nightstand drawer. I couldn't figure out why they would do something that bad, and I thought somehow they must be slowly be going insane. It was the only explanation I could come up with. I was terrified because of this, because I wouldn't know what to do if they actually went nuts after a while. Finally I mustered up the courage to confront them about it, and my dad explained to me how grown ups have something called sexual urges, and that if they didn't have sex now and then they would go insane. I hadn't mentioned the insanity part of my assumption when asking about, so I was even more puzzled by this. Actually I think he meant to say that it would become frustrating after a while, but of course I didn't understand until much later. After that I thought adults would end up in the nut house if they didn't have intercourse on a regular basis, and I still couldn't fogure out why I was told it was bad when it was magazines, but not elsewhere.

When i was 5 I witnessed the birth of my dog's puppies and asked my mom where babies came from and how they got out of their mommies. She told me they came out like when you go for a poo. I was horrified that no-one had told me this before, think of all the poos I had flushed away without checking for babies!! From then on I always checked for babies after going to the loo, up until about the age of 12.

I used to believe that a "blow job" meant that the man lay down on a table naked, and the woman literally "blew" on his penis until who knows what happened.

I also believed that "getting laid" had something to do with a very clean table with a white sheet over it. The man and woman would both take off their clothes and lie down side by side on this flat, clean table. I dared not think past that point.

I was not a little child when I believed these things. I was about 12 and learned these terms from the wild Irish girl who used to sit next to me in French class.

I used to believe that babies came out of one of a woman's knee-caps. When she wanted a baby, she would move the knee-cap, and one would pop out, kind of like a Pez dispenser.