sex

I used to think that since gay men were the functional equivalents of women, they would go out with straight men. Same with lesbians and straight women.

I also used to think that "eating pussy" actually involved consuming the flesh of the woman's nether regions, and I was never too clear on whether it would grow back or not.

I used to get nervous anytime I saw a pregnant lady going into the bathroom because I thought the baby might fall out into the toilet.

From the ages of 12 to 14, I believed that if I were bad, God could make me pregnant as punishment. I was terrified I'd become pregnant for just thinking bad thoughts, and my family would think I had sex. I always wondered how I would explain to them that I didn't have sex, I was just impregnated by God like the Virgin Mary. I don't know why I believed this, I knew how babies were made, and I wasn't religious, but the idea just popped into my head one day and stayed there. I had some crazy ideas back then...

I used to believe that when the egg was fertilized, it would become a baby in about a second, pop out of the mom's stomach, and fly around the room like a balloon. I have no idea where that last part comes from.

when I was about 6 or 7, a frienf of mine told me that she knew how children werw born....as she had understood from her mother (who is a doctor!!!!), the doctor would enlarge the women`s belly button, take out all the pop inside her and then bring out the baby! and i believed her!!!!!

When I was around 5 I heard the term "blow job". I quickly asked my father what that was. He responded "It's when a woman blow dries her hair"
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A year or so later, we're getting ready to leave for mass. Dad asks me what was keeping mom. My response was "she's in the bathroom giving a blow job". He then asked me where I learned that phrase from lol

My poor Dad was mortified by my questions about where babies come from, so he told me that he had planted a seed in Mummy's tummy. I honestly believed that he dug up Mummy's tummy with a spade (while he was naked too, bizarrely enough), and planted a single seed. I couldn't understand how a seed could grow in blood and guts instead of soil, but I suppose I didn't ponder it too much at that age.

I used to believe…

the first time i came - wonderful, indescribable, but scary... i told my
mom that my 'peenie' itched, and when i scratched it, pus came out.
after a couple questions i forget, she told me not to worry about it, it
was 'natural'. thanks mom.

WHEN I WAS A CHILD, I THOUGHT THAT DURING SEX, THE MAN HAS TO PUT HIS 'THING' INTO THE 'SPECIAL' BELLY BUTTON OF THE WOMAN, WHICH OPENS DURING SEX IN ORDER TO ACCEPT THE 'BIG THING'!

When I was little I used to believe that I knew what sex was...kissing someone!Untill I got 10 and my cousin reassured me that because I used the same glass that a boy had used, didn't mean I was pregnant!oops...

I always thought that when a man and woman wanted to 'make a baby', their nipples had to be aligned as well as their nether regions!!
I just couldn't figure out what you would do if you were smaller than your boyfriend/husband!!!!

A friend of mine, staying overnight, told me how he felt he was making progress with the sex thing. He said that his orgasm would last for half a second or so, but that he felt it was starting to take longer.

It turned out that he believed that he had to cum during the entire act of love!

He 14 then and went on to study biology.

I remember sitting at the dinner table with the family and asking where do babies come from, my dad answered rather embarrassed a "seed". I never ate tomatoes for years!!!!!!!

I didn't used to know that there was a difference between the penis and the balls. I thought it was all balls. 

A friend of mine believed that children were born out by the ass. 

My mom would make statements referring to how much I cost, so I thought that you went to the hospital, looked in the window, picked out a baby and paid for it.