Until I was 12 my mother called the vagina a "Tucchi".I believed this to be true until I was introduced to her old boyfriend.His last name was "Tucchi".
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When I was younger, I used to think that if I touched one of my mums sanitary towels (the one's without wrappers)then it would make her ill. I used to think that somehow, sanitary towels had to be completely sterile before you could use them!
My mother told me when I was about 13 that you can judge the size of a mans penis by his feet. I was got shocked at that. I found out that the mailmans feet were a size 13. Thanks mom!
I came in from a date one night to find my 12 year old sister in the bathroom. After telling her several times I needed to use the toilet, she told me she had started bleeding. Thinking Mom had told her already about menstruation, I told her she had gotten her period and supplies were in the cabinet. She still didn't come out and I asked her what was taking so long. She said she would be out when it stopped!
I used to believe that when it was time for a woman to give birth , she would swallow a rope , the baby would take hold,and the mother would then pull the baby out of her mouth .
my brother told me the woman's name "Eunis" was actually the word for a girl's private parts. this made sense since there were guys named 'Dick.' Yes, I know it's ridiculous...I've beaten him repeatedly for this intentional misdirection
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I used to think that boys had periods abit like girls do. I thought that they needed sanitary towels for their wet dreams!!
When I found out about how babies were made, I thought it must be the most embarrassing thing in the world, and that I should invent something to make it more bearable. I figured out that there should be a double wall with openings in it, so that neither partner could see the other's private parts.
My older brother actually had me convinced that "balling" a girl meant that the boy inserted his testicles in a girls' vagina. When the time came for...well....you can imagine MY surprise. Goofy old fart. Nearly left me a virgin.
I completely thought sex "happenned" while you slept. Thus the phrase they slept together!
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There was this girl who thought her mum became pregnant by drinking water and that we shouldn't drink any ourselves.
(she was only 5 then!! bless her!)
I once blurted out (ever the jokester) How ironic that the brand name was OB!
Since it was made to fight B.O. Boy was my Mom pissed at my ignorance.
A friend of mine who was much more knowledgable about sex than I was, at 11, you can imagine how much she knew, told me that your children will be born retarded if you have anal sex. Since that's the same place they'll come from when they're born. I was 15 before I learned the truth.
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When we were about 12, my cousin told me that as long as you did not have any pubic hair you could not get a girl pregnant!
I thought you only got 1 period in your whole life. Unfortuantely, I was wrong!
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I used to think that sex was inserting your willie into a girl's poop hole and peeing in it! I actually believed that until I was around 15!
When I was at boarding school, a girl in my dormitory told me that you only grow when you're asleep, and if you slept on your front, you grew up flat-chested. I spent ages trying to get to sleep on my back, but gave up eventually and resigned myself to pancakedom in later life. Despite sleeping on my front, I'm now a 34F.
When I was around 4 or 5 I knew what two parts you used to have sex. And I also knew that pee came out of those two parts. So there for I thought that if two people would pee into the toilet that would make a baby. I was always so nervous when someone forgot to flush!!
When I was about 3-4,I tought that if you wished for a baby hard enough it would simply appear(My parents fault,this big trauma is)And you would get pregnant.Playing with dolls and that kind of stuff in that period,I tought I wanted a baby.I was really terrified that I would get pregnant.I also had a friend who was adopted and I concluded it was because maybe her parents didn't wish hard enough.
I have no memory of this, but my teacher shared it with me my senior year in high school. When I was in kindergarden, I told Josh, a little boy in my class, that I knew what sex was. When he asked me about it, I told him that it was to spit in someones hand. Josh went home and told his parents(my teacher). A couple years later, the teacher had another child, Megan, who was just becoming curious about sex. They were watching t.v. and the 'World's Sexiest People' was showing. Megan then asked what sex was. This daddy, becoming uncomfortable with the subject, blurted out the answer that I told Josh all those years ago. My childhood conviction ended up being a family tradition. I had no idea, but I think that I might tell my children the same thing.