sex

When I was younger my parents told me I came from a Sears catalog and that I use to be a model.So whenever we drove by Sears they told me they were taking me back because I was being bad. I would try to hide behind the seat and I would cry.

When I was about 5,I believed that the babies in a pregnant womean"s "belly" were all bloody. My mother explained that the babies were nice and clean and cosy in their own"special place". From then on I was convinced that a baby had a room with a tiny crib and a window with curtains!

when i was 12-ish my best friend (who was a girl) and myself (also female) used
to torment her little brother by telling him that when he turned 6 (he was 5), his
"peter" would fall off and he would become a girl. We used to tell him that it
happened to us and it didn't hurt. We also used to tell him that when little girls
turned 6 they grew "peters" and became little boys.

For the first few months after he turned 5, he lived in fear of turning 6. Then he
started to not believe us. We continued with the prank until his 6th birthday and
when he turned six he came up to us and said that his "peter" fell off and he was
now a girl! Fortunately, 6 year olds can't keep a straight face for long, so after a
few seconds he dissolved into laughter.

poor kid...now I realize that it was an awful thing to do.

my dad told me once that pregnant women were ladies who had swallowed watermelon seeds and had the giant fruit growing in their tummies. to this day, when i accidentally swallow a seed, i think back....and hope that this one doesn't get fertilized!!!

I once walked into my parents' bedroom (no, this isn't going where you think it is!) and saw that my mother had left a box on the bed, marked "Oral Contraceptives."

For a while, I became convinced that a woman could get pregnant by giving a man a blowjob, and she had to take oral contraceptives to prevent pregnancy.

WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL I ASKED MY GRANDFATHER HOW BABIES WERE MADE AND HE TOLD ME
THAT BABIES WERRE MADE BY BIRDS SHITTING ON THE FENCE POST AND THEN THE SUN HATCHED THEM. I WAS ONLY 7 SO OF COURSE I THOUGHT GRANDPAW WAS NEVER WORNG SO THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL I TOLD THE WHOLE CLASS HOW BABIES WERE REALY MADE. NEEDLESS TO SAY THE SCHOOL CALLED MY PARENTS BOY DID GRANDPAW GET INTO TROUBLE.

To spare me the worry and anxiety of the truth about giving birth, my mother told me that when you had a baby, a place just under a womans belly button would open up and a baby would come out and that it didnt hurt at all. I believed that well after our very POOR sex ed class that didnt explain sex or babies at all, but merely ended up confuseing us all and forceing us to demand facts from our parents.

I used to believe babies just happened. I would visit my aunt who was unmarried living alone and ask her if she was going to have a baby yet. Got told to quit asking that.

when i was younger i used to believe that when people wanted to have a baby, they simply went to the hospital and purchased one. i thought that all the parents looking at their children from behind the window at the nursery were prospective buyers.

I used to believe…

all grandmas and my womber told me not to touch my tallywhacker anymore than nessessary. if i did it would turn black and fall off.
the first, how could something that feels good be bad...

I used to beleive that male and female anatomy were the same- that was until mommies had babies, and then they grew breasts to feed them and thats what made the difference.

when I was younger...I never listened much to the beginning of words...untill my first Sex Education Class in 5th grade I honestly thought "vagina" was "bagina"..

Until I was 6 or 7, I was convinced that babie's came out of their mother's butt. For a couple years after that, I was under the impression that their was 3 small round holes on the female anatomy, each having it own individual purpose...

About food: I believed that pumpkin seeds would make my mom pregnant! I remember her eating pumpkin seeds one year around Halloween, and it seemed that she had a HUGE tummy afterwards. Actually, she was pregnant for my brother, who was due in January, and she started to show in November.

When bathing with my Dad (at a very young age) I asked my Mum why he had a carrot coming out of his bottom... She explained what it was, but for years I thought it would only work if it was wet and soapy.

When I was about 13 a friend of mine told my little brother that a blow job was when someone gave you $20. Bro was 6 at the time so just imaging how tore up I got by Dad after my brother asked him for a blow job.

I didn't see a female's 'parts' until I was sixteeen, though intensely curious. I knew they were 'different' and my 5-year-old logic suggested they the difference was that fmeales had two penises. I remember a journey on a tram to visit the dentist when I seriously thought this way possible and 'underessed' my fellow passenegers. Represssed or what?
PS: Now have two daighters, each blessed with one penis