sex

WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS-OLD, MY PARENTS TOLD ME THAT IF I KISSED A BOY, I WOULD GET COODIES. THEY TOLD ME THAT IF I GOT COODIES, I WOULD HAVE A BAD-HAIR-DAY FOR 25 YEARS IN A ROW & THEY WOYLD NEVER LET ME LEAVE THE HOUSE EVER AGAIN!
AS YOU CAN TELL I WAS STUPID.:-)

When I was younger my brother used to tell me that if you ate too much licorice when you were pregnant you would have a black baby.

When I was little I asked my parents were babies came from, I was told that when they decided to have me, they simply went to the hospital with a bowl of flour and then the people at the hospital made me, the sad thing is that I believed them!

I suppose that my mother told me that part of a baby comes from "daddy's" testicles, so anyway, I believed that the whole testicle was somehow ejaculated through the man's penis and became the babies brain! I remember asking my mother if I would only be able to have 2 children or if they could put another one in!

When I was about 5 years old I believed that if i rolled my foreskin on my penis backwards. The head of my penis would fall out.

When I was about 5, I was peeling the skin off of my mom's back ( she had a bad sunburn ) She was wearing a strapless bra at the time, but it really confused me from looking at it from the back ( because it didn't look like her regular bras ) So I asked her "what it was"...and she said "Guess?" and I thought for a minute and said "A tampon?"
She went into minor shock for a moment and quickly changed the subject. I, of course, had no clue whatsoever.

My boyfriend ( at a young age ) thought that when a girl has an orgasm, that she bleeds. He somehow thought a girl's menstrual cycle and her orgasm were linked. Which made him also think that when a girl gets her period, it was supposedly a very sexual thing as well.

When I was 4 or 5 years old, I believed that babies were made by taking the "fluff" out of milkweed pods, soaking them in a puddle, and then eating them. That was how the baby got inside you! Yeah, my older brother told me this ( to be a wiseguy ) but I totally believed him. I found out the truth a couple years later!

Our babysitter's boyfriend came over and I informed her that boy's have penises and they use them to make babies. She said not to worry, that his had been shot off in a war. When I asked how he peed, she said he used his belly button. She laughed a lot when she told me.

When I was kissed for the first time, I burst out crying. The boy who kissed me in the school bus, asked me why was I crying, I yelled at him "How will I tell my parents I am pregnant". After one long conversation with a female cousin, the believe of kissing as the mean to having a baby was gone forever. (To my everlasting relief)

I used to believe that when a baby was born, the doctors could tell if it was a boy or a girl by if its hair was long, signifying a girl, or short, which would mean it was a boy.

I believed until well into my teenage years that women got pregnant because men were urinating inside of them. The only thing that cleared up this "misconception" (pardon the expression) was when I looked at my brother's Playboy and read "The Advisor."

You know all those cartoons where the baby comes with the stork? Of course you have... And of course i saw those when i was about 7. But then again i saw pictures from the time mom was pregnant. When we was watching the pictures she allways said something like: Look, here is you inside mommy's tummy.
After that i remember allways wondering how the stork got into my mommy's tummy =)

i used to think(up til i was 13 or so) that my parents never had sex...that it was only something others did....i guess i was wrong...what do you think??

my friend used to believe that a dominatrix was a person who dominated or was in charge of Trix cereal, like they got to pick the colors and flavors and shapes that went in every box. she was very perplexed when i disillusioned her.

My younger brother thought that having sex was just being naked. My dad was taking a shower and my little bro told my mom that dad was having sex in the bathroom.