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I used to think that adults were forced into a dungeon once a year to have sex; because when I was 7, I remember thinking that boys were so gross.
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As a child my definition of "sex" was when a woman drank a man's urine.....suppose I saw oral sex on television a few times, and that is how I came up with that idea. I did not know what sex actually was untill I was about 9, give or take a year!
For many years I used to believe that my father had found me crying in a wooden crate close to where he worked. That was his answer when I used to ask where I came from. Then I found out that somehow babies came from the mothers' tummy, so then I used to think that all fat women were going to have babies.
One day many moons ago, my aunt Phyllis was breast-feeding my cousin, and her friend's son was watching her intently. He asked her what she was doing, and she told him something to the effect of "feeding the baby her milk". The little boy sat for a minute and asked Phyllis, "Is there tea in the other one?"
I used to belive that children were simply a by-product of getting married and that sex wasn't involved at all. Once a couple was married someone would come along and deliver children to them.
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I used to believe boys aren't scared of fire because they have that firemen hose which can shoot water to kill the fire..
My cousin and were swimming at the local pool when she ran away and started crying. I followed her into the bathroom, when to my horror, she exclaimed,"I am pregnant!". We were 8. When I asked how, she said a boy had touched her toes without shoes on!
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I thought that all babies had to be delivered by cutting open the mother's stomach. After all how else was that huge thing supposed to get out.
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I used to think that when a male peed in the toilet and didn't flush, and then I went to the bathroom (and it mixed) I would get pregnant. It took my friend's parents years to find out why I was flushing the toilet twice every time I had to go.
When I was 9 I used to believe that you could be pregnant by kissing someone on the lips.
Once we played a game in a party. the game called "Pythia" and you had to kiss a boy that Pythia choosed. The boy that he kissed me was a year older than me and very beautiful.For 9 months I was expecting to see my body changes as my mom did when she was expecting my brother. I was very dissapointed.
I am 22 now and every time I see that boy I remember that party..
I used to believe that sex is to embrace someone and start making noices...My parents did never speak about sex with me and my sister so we made our own theory for sex...
When I was 10 I read a romance nouvelle that my mom had(in secret of course). I have to say that I was VERY confused, but I keep on reading in secret my mom's romance books. I think that I learned a lot of these books and when my mom decided to tell me about sex when I was 14, I knew the most(but I didn't tell her that).
When I was about 5 and asked where babies came from my mother said they came from seeds that the father gave the mother. So for many years I thought there must be a shop where you bought these magic seeds.
In the early 70's, when I was about 4 or 5, I saw a TV documentary about human reproduction. While the narrator explained what I later learned to be intercourse, the images on the screen were of a man and woman, in leotards, doing some sort of elaborate ballet-style dance. For years afterward, I believed my parents had performed such a dance to conceive me.
I thought that sperm was transmitted through the nipples, since wee-wees were only for peeing, of course. I asked my mother how this worked, if a woman's nipples became like 'mouths' and swallowed the man's nipples. She had my father show me a video that straightened everything out, except the whole gay sex part- but I figured that one out on my own.
My dad while watching Dolly Parton on TV said she must drink alot of orange juice to have breast that size. Needless to say I drunk alot of orange juice so that my chest would also be well endowed. It might work I'm a 36D.
When I was very, very small, I used to think that babies were carried throughout the mother's lifetime; from the moment she, herself was born, until her child was born from her. And how did the new baby know when to be born? (Our child's intellect we should all wish to retain at least a spinter of) Of course: the baby arrived when it heard the WEDDING BELLS!
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I masturbated for the first time with a stuffed dog. I believed I was going to have puppies.
I used to believe that maxi-pads were some kind of birth control. I remember pretending to understand when my female cousin told me that my grandma didn't need maxi-pads. I figured it was because she lived alone.
when i was about 15 i was having a menstrual cycle and needed pads. having never bought them on my own I was very confused when I saw "tucks PRE MOISTENED pads" near the sanitary napkins. My friend laughed at me for years!!!
A long, long time ago, I used to think that sex was when the man beat up the woman. All those noises are not easily explained to a 3 year old.