sex

When I was little, all the books on conception said the sperm went into the egg, but never said where the sperm or egg was in the man and woman's body. I had a vague idea, but how did one travel to the other?

I assumed that when you got married, and you kissed the bride, a sperm went out the man's mouth into the woman's, and traveled down to her stomach, and she would get pregnant.

i used to belive that it was alright to have sex with your sister until the age of 14 when i told my friend how me and my twin sister had sex the night before and he said it was sick and peverted and is against god.

i never got over that

I thought that males had two penises, one for peeing and one for sex. The reason is, I didn't know about testicles, and I could see something hanging behind there in the Leonardo Da Vinci drawing and on the Tarot card with the nude man, so I thought that was the other one.

when i was little i had a best friend who was a boy, and he said that boys had balls. i used to think that the penis had balls in it and depending on how many balls you had, that was how big your penis was. er go..2 balls, 3 balls or 4 balls length. ouch!

Once i asked my mum how do people get papies, She told me " well it's a big bird who used to live in france, will come at night and drop the baby next to mum" i used to believe that until i as around 8 when i discovered the real reproduction

"Sleeping together" ment the man and the women would fall asleep with out any cloths. If the mans willy touched the slit between the legs she got pregnat. Unprotected sex was when one or both forgot to put their underwair back on before they went to sleep.

Back in the day, i used to think that the women got pregnant when the man kissed the woman; The baby would go into the womans mouth, and then she would swallow it. later the baby would tear through her stomach. (like a chicken through an eggshell crossed with a C-Section) I think i got this idea from an episode of family matters. Later i thought that only married people were allowed to kiss.

In my first sex ed class they taught us about ejaculation but didn't explain the specifics. Until I got old enough and started "experimenting", I thought that the man had to pee in the girl to get her pregnant.

Based on close observations of sweater topology, I used to believe that there were two varieties of adult female bosoms, one kind with two separate breasts, and another kind with one horizontal breast from one side to the other.

When my mother sat me down to explain about a woman's period, I couldn't fathom it. Of course I asked, "well, the bleeding stops when you go to sleep, right?"

I wish.

When I was first told that nipples became hard during sexual excitement, I figured lesbians must use their nipples for penetration... I remember thinking that they seemed awfully small for that...

In 5th grade, we had a test on sex education. We were given a pretest. A multiple choice question asked where is the baby kept in the mother (someting like that). I picked stomach. I failed the test.

I thought babies came out of your navel when they were ready to be born. (Probably would have been more comfortable!)

Also, my 4 older sisters had me convinced that everytime a girl had intercourse they got pregnant.

I used to believe that sperm were some kind of aerosol solution and that you could make someone pregnant by standing too close to them at the wrong time. Thank you Catholic School Sex-Ed........

When I first asked about the Facts of Life, my mother told me something evasive about how they had really wanted a baby and so they got one. So for a while I thought that you could only have a baby if you were married, and that what you had to do was pray a lot and if you wanted one enough God would make you pregnant. Ah, the idealism of youth.

My mother told me I wasn't planned, but she was afraid to take birth control because in her youth, she believed that for ever pill taken you were killing a baby that was already inside of you. ^_^