sex

When I was little my brother used to tell me I was a test tube baby. At school when people would ask me who my parents were, I would tell them I didnt have parents because I was born in a test tube. I believed this until I was 10.

I used to believe that women got pregnant just by kissing.

I thought that in order to become pregnant, a woman HAD to be married. It just wouldn't work otherwise, There was once supper table gossip in our house about a teenager being pregnant and I was adamant. "But she can't be pregnant! She's not married!"
This was 1967.

when i was little my grandad told me that all babies were bought at shops.
so one time we were on the bus and he pointed to a shop with a child in the window,( which was most probably a toy shop ) and then he said "we bought you there " i totally believed him and told all my mates at kindy.

I used to believe that "rape" was getting all your skin scraped off.

my boyfriend said that when he was little he used to think that sex was two people's bums kissing. (when i asked him what was supposed to come after that, he said he never figured it out past that part!)

when i was realy young, i used to think all of sex was deep kissing while nude, and that condoms went on the tongue of the man to prevent the woman from becoming pregnant -- i could never figure out why only men could wear condoms for the longest time.

I used to believe a Lesbian was someone from a country named Lesbian.

When i was little I thought babies were made by french kissing. havn't you ever seen look whos talking now?!

Around the age of 8, a friend told me that sex involved "mars bar parties". For a couple of years I was confused about sex, because I knew Mars Bars had to be involved somehow, but I couldn't figure out how they needed to be used!

Until I had my first ejaculation, I just assumed that sperm swam out of the penis gradually throughout sex. When I had my first ejaculation I thought I was hideously ill! I thought I had cancer in my penis and some "cancer pus" had come out.

I was told if a you made someone drink coffee with your pubic hair in it they would fall in love with you forever.

I used to think that you had to have sex in hospital. I knew it was how you got babies and you did it in bed and hospitals had lots of beds. Logical, I think :-)

i used to believe that women wore bras because their periods happened in their boobies.

When I was little, I always heard the phrase "babies come from mothers' tummies"- I took this to mean that the baby grew in the stomach. And I always thought that in order to be born, babies needed to come out of the mothers mouths- after all, how on earth could they come out between the legs? I had quite the horrible mental image of ladies with babies coming out of their mouths.

When i started at school as a five year old I was very precocious as I could already read well etc. I had read all about sex and so proceeded to tell all the otyher kids how babies were made. Although it was the truth not a single one believed me and my friend Martin told me there was no way his mum would have let his dad do anything like that.