sex

I used to believe…

When i was young (bout) 3 my mom was pregnant with my sencond brother and she was in the kitchen getting somthing out of the hotpress and she turned to me and asked "Do you want another brother?" and i replied "I dont want a black one" My mother looked back at me in disbelieve and said that there was nothin wrong with coloured babies. Imagine my imbarsassment when she told me years later!

ATTENTION! No racism intended, I was only 3 years old and i am not racist!

I used to believe the word "blowjob" encompassed both male and female oral sex. I couldn't see why not, it's a stupid word anyway. And it never particularly occured to me to ask about it.

However, once in school some madness took over me. After watching "American Pie" and a certain scene in that movie... I sat in front of two girls throughout one of my classes and decided on that day, out of some spurt of insanity, to offer one of them a blowjob.

Neither of them were particularly impressed.

I remember when my pet was pregnat wit a wittle baby :3 *aww*! and I was told she would give birth when her pee turns red....and...oh gosh. Am I really going to tell the world about this? *Sigh.* Sure enough, (lol) it happend, and I ran down stairs, frazzled pet in arms, "MOMMY LOOK THE BABY IS COMING!" It turns out it was just kittie's time of month. The expression on my poor cats face was something like a deer in the headlights and a badger on crack.

I used to believe…

Up until the later years of high school I thought that "oral sex" was making-out and that you couldn't get STDs from it unless someone had a cut in their mouth.

(though, in my own defense, this IS what my junior high health teacher implied)

I used to believe…

My mother gave me a book, "How You Are Changing", rather than a sex talk. Notably, this book is written for with a Christian approach to puberty, and sex. It wasn't until I was well into my teens that I realized it was possible to have sex without being married.

... or being able to do the splits.

I used to believe having sex was when you would "sleep with someone". I mean sleep. And you had to roll around on the bed naked with a guy, and fall asleep. That's how you have sex, and that's how babies are made.

I used to believe…

When I was growing I thought that when boys were born the doctors cut the cord from the penis. I really could never figure out were girls came from. I was just glad my doctor liked my parents.

i used to believe that a blow job was some sort of hair dryer!

i swear this is a real memory i have.... my mom told me when i was very young (maybe around 7 or 8?) that girls got pregnant by eating a piece of the man's penis - like in a salad or soup. i shared this knowledge with a friend & my mom got a phone call from the friend's mother that i was making up sex stories.

i used to think that there waz 2ways to get pregnant,sleeping wit the oppisite gender and kissing. But now i know the truth!

I used to believe…

When my mom gave me the talk, she added in that you could also buy the sperm to get pregnate.

So I thought if you wanted to get pregnate but you didn't have a husband or couldn't get pregnate form sex, all you had to do was go to any old pharmacy and look at the top of the shelf (where only adults could reach) and grab a jar a sperm and when you bought it, you would eat the sperm and you would instantly be pregnate...

I used to believe…

When i was about 5 or 6 i didn't know what boobs were so i had a friend who was really fat and she had big ones because of her fat and she said to me when i'm 7 i'll have hanging boobs and then i went home and said "hey mom i can't wait until i'm 7 because i'm gonna get hanging boobs" and she just laughed

I used to believe…

About a month or two ago, I was talking to my friend, David on the internet. He was also talking to our friend, Cassidy.
David and I were talking about phonesex and he told Cassidy about our conversation assuming she knew what it meant, and she asked him what phonesex was so we were trying to make somthing up and i randomly said "tell her it means when cows have sex!" I was kidding but he really told her and she called me and said "are you serious?!" Later she googled it and got sooo mad at us.. Plus she was grossed out by everything that came up adn she kept going "WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING?!?! WHY?!"

(David is 13, Cassidy is 11 and I'm 12, BTW)

I used to believe…

My aunt convinced me at a young age that the skin on the outside of my vagina was called my "chicken", since it looked like a rooster's waddle.

I used to believe…

When I was a child I used to believe that if the man sucked on the womes's breasts she would give birth to a baby.

I used to believe…

Back when I was a kid, I thought that gay people were attracted to other gay people. Which is kinda true, in a way . . . except I thought that gay men could be attracted to lesbians, and vice versa.

Turns out, not so much!