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I used to believe…

My mom told me that every time a woman had a baby, she would grow a new belly button. I told her I didn't believe her because she had three kids and only one navel, and she said, "Are you sure? When's the last time you've seen my belly?" That stopped me in my tracks!

I used to believe that the masks used by carpetners were condoms because when I found it in the laundry drawer my Dad seemed really embarassed

I used to believe…

we were learning about astrology and i thought that virgos were known as virgins...hmmm

I used to believe…

Until I was 13, I thought missionary position was impossible in real life as it would hurt the girl being under a man. Imagine my surprise.

I used to believe…

I am proof of the power of the early 80's media campaign about HIV in the UK worked! Obviously as a 4 year old I didn�t understand what AIDs or sex was but I believed that you caught AIDs off a condom if you didn�t put it on a boys willy correctly. It must have had a lasting impression as now i am a sexual health nurse :-)

I used to believe…

When I was about 11, my teacher did the sex education thing with us. She passed round a condom and I thought it was gum so i chewed it. And then this kid who knew what they were used for laughed at me andthe teacher went mad coz i was chewing a condom!!

I used to think the inauguration was when some one had sex to have their child.

I used to believe that all girls one day just became pregnant. Like at some magical age it just happened.

I used to believe…

when i was a little girl, i thought condoms were a lot more complex because of how important the media made condoms sound
I thought a condom was a little machine guys slid on that emitted electrical waves to prevent the sperm from coming out.
imagine my surprise the first time i actually saw one, i was disappointed in the lack of imagine the condom makers had.

i thought that way a woman would get pregnant was she would eat the baby. and when i would ask her "mom did you eat me so i could be in your tummy?" Mom thought it was halarios!

I used to believe that when someone was giving birth, the baby came out of the belly button. I was wondering how the baby got through a small belly button.

I had a friend who gave her first blowjob our sophomore year of college and she got some semen on her pants. She thought she somehow could be pregnant from it simply coming in contact with her clothing.

I was convinced when i was about 6 that all women were born with babys in them, and that over time these tiny things would slowly grow until one day when you were all grown up and tall it would be ready.

I can remeber shopping in town one christmas with my mother, she was expecting a baby, and i turned to her and said 'I hope my baby comes out at the same time yours does'.. she was in histerics laughing, she still reminds me of it. Heatherjane x

I'm 8 years older than my little male cousin and he needed to use the bathroom when we were out somewhere. I took him in the women's bathroom as he was young and told him to wash his hands. When he went to grab a paper towel he saw a machine that said "NAPKINS-25 CENTS". He said,"why would someone pay 25 cents for a napkin when they can get these for free?" I said, "I don't know, those are for fancy people I guess."

I thought that babies were born through the anus. The only thing I thought about while having a painful poop was how much it was going to hurt to get a baby out of there!

I used to believe…

when I was younger my older sister told me parents watch adult movies where people are naked. well one day i wanted to watch nightmare on elm street and my mom said NO because its an adult movie. so when she was outside i put in the vcr tape in and fast forward it to see naked people and when it showed freddy Kougars face. I hurry up and shut it off and went and told my sister that our parents like to watched people with melted faces get naked