sex

I used to believe…

I used to believe that before my siblings and I were born, we all lived one on top of another in my mom's belly, and instead of coming out as babies, we came out as old as we were at the time that I thought this. So, my sister would�ve come out a 15-year old, my brothers 14 and 5, and me 4. I wondered, too, how we all fit in there, because we were much bigger than my mom�s tummy!

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my sister was in year 10 and they gave out condoms i asked what they were and she said chewing gum one day i opened it and chewed on it and my sister found me and burst out laughing lol now i kno wht they are

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When i was small i thought that you bled all the time when you got your period so i would look at girls buts and stuff and say it dont look like they are wearing pads and they dont look like they are in pain! untill i was 10 then i found out you dont bleed all the time

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When I was about 9 I think, I was watching a TV Show together with my brother. At one moment, the subtitles said something with sex. I knew what sex meant, so I said "OH!" (disapproving). My brother told me that seks (that's how it's written in Dutch, and that's how it appeared in the subtitles, duh:p) didn't have the same meaning as sex, but that it meant "laughing"

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When I was younger I had a friend that would always call people douche bags and since I had no knowledge about it I always thought it was a ball sack because I had seen my younger brother's pork&beans when they were little because I changed their diapers so I always thought that was disgusting and pointless to call someone that why didnt you just call them a ballsack! Then she explained it to me later in English class and I still thought it was gross!!haha

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this isnt about me but its pretty funny! My little sister was sleeping in my room one right because there was a "spider" in her room and my bedrrom is right next to my parent's so they started having sex and my mom started to moan and my little sister and I could hear it. So my little sister started freaking out and thinking that my mom was hurt or sick so she tries to run into there room but their door was lock so she sat outside crying and yelling for my mom. I tried to explain to her that mom was just really happy and to try to zone it out while I'm also banging on the wall for them to be quiet. IT WAS A MESS!! :D

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When I was a child my mom had "the talk" with me. She showed me a book with diagrahms of the womans parts and the mans parts, and one of the pages had to frogs mating and she explained to me animals had sex to have babies too. Well, at the end of this covnersatin she asked if i had any questions and I replied with "doesnt it hurt when Daddy climbs on ure back like the froggies are doing?"

I used to think that virginity was an astrological sign like being an Aries or Gemini. This was because I was watching Hocus Pocus and they were making a big deal that only virgins could light the black flame candle.

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My sister got pregnant when I was five and when I asked my mom how she told me it was because she had been kissing a boy to much. So for about four years believed that if you kissed one boy to much you would get pregnant!

I used to belief that girls are giving birth to girls and boys are giving birth to boys.. Until my dad said that it doesn't matter.. That girls can have boys and boys can have girls.. LOL

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When i was about 6 my parents lost our house. So i tried to help them in any way a 6 yr. old could possibly help. So i told them about a "condom" that my friend lived in. When my dad asked me if i had just said a condom , i replied "yes she lives in a condom", my parents started laughing then they corrected me and told me i meant to say "condo". It all sounded the same to me back then!!!!!!!!!

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When I was 3 or 4 I used to believe women would deliver their babies by having the doctor stick is arm down mother's throat into the stomach and pull the baby out the mouth. Than the mother would just walk home with the baby in her arms.

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when i was about 6yrs old, my mom n dad asked me if i wantto have a younger brother or sister, i said yes...
later, i asked my mom how can i get new brother, she replied that she has go to hospital, then the'll put her on some machines n thats where kids come from...

I used to think I was pregnant because I was quite chubby as a child, and I vaguely remember telling my mum I was pregnant and her laughing a lot... xP I was about six.

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When I was little, I used to believe that when two people kissed at the alter after they were wedded, that is what would make a woman pregnant. I always wondered how people had more than I child, since they only had one wedding...

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When I was little, I thought my parents picked my brother from a cabbage patch. I was totally obsessed with cabbage patch dolls and thought that's where all parents got their kids.

I used to believe that when a man and a woman kissed, an egg would pass from the mans mouth into the womans, and she would swallow it.
And I thought that the womans body could tell when she wanted a baby so it would just start growing. And when the woman wanted the baby to come out, she would press her belly button... and i never got round to finding out where the baby actually came out....