sex

I used to beleive that if you kissed a boy, you would get pregnant and have a baby the next day. I was so horrified of having a boyfriend! That was untill I was 8!

I used to believe…

When I was little I'd see my older sister's sanitary pads in our closet. I knew what they were for, but for some reason I thought you stuck the pad to your vagina. It never dawned on me that they adhered to your underwear! I thought "how that must hurt each time you pull one off and your pubic hair is stuck to it"!!!

I also thought that when you used tampons you had to take it out each time you used the toilet, and hated how many tampons I was using each month (quite expensive for a teen using them against her mother's will...). One day, having forgotten that I had my period, I went to pee and realized that I could pee right through the tampon. Eureka! I saved a lot of money from then on...

i used to believe:

that when 2 people got married and put their wedding rings on each other, they became pregnant. my mom was a single mom for a really long time and i wanted a baby sister. i remember lying in my bed at night wondering if i had a ring that i could sneak onto her ring finger in the middle of the night, so i could get a baby sister.

I used to think that when you have sex, the guy inserts his penis into your vagina, and he just kept it in there, not moving. Until the guy decided he had 'finished' and got bored

I didnt find out about periods untill I was TEN. My friends Mum explained it, not MY parents. Anyway after the talk, me and my friend went back to my house & she said to my Dad 'My Mums just told us about periods, where blood comes out instead of wee'
In my last year of primary school aged 11, I overheard my teacher talking about a girl in my class who had already started her periods.
I thought that you would be stuck on the loo for HOURS because loads of blood would come out for hours on end, and because of the talk with my friends Mum, I thought that you would be stuck on the toilet peeing blood for HOURS, so I was rather confused as to why that same girl who had already started hers, was in her chair doing work and not peeing blood oin the toilet until 3pm. lol

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Until I was 13 I had no idea that a girl could be given oral sex Like the idea had completly never crossed my mind, my best friend, who is 11 years old mind you, explained it to me

I'm still 13

I used to believe that on standardized test where it as "M" for male and "F" for female you were supposed to indicate who you are supposed to have sex with. So, if you're a girl you mark that you have sex with boys and if you're a boy you have sex with girls. This was before I knew about gay sex, which would have been even more confusing.

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After having been given "the talk" by my Mom at around age 8, and given a picture book (*ACK* I don't yet know how I'm going to deal with this with my kids, but I don't think it'll be via picture book!) giving some of the (very few) details of baby-making, it never occurred to me that a boy's privates got firm in order to make the "grand entrance." I had seen only my father and a baby cousin naked, so I always had this idea in my head of grown-ups doing strange contortions in order to slide the very limp member into the girl's private area. So it was with blissful innocence I that I just smiled when, in middle school, some of the boys in my class teased me about another classmate getting "hard" after I had naively run my hand through his hair, just the way I had with my younger cousins... I had no idea what they were talking about, and I was quite shocked (and somewhat relieved) some years later when I discovered that that wasn't exactly the way things were done. :O)

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When I was a very little girl, my grandmother (as I'm sure many Southern grandmothers have done) told me that if I ate the seeds of a watermelon I would have a baby. This perplexed me a lot. I wanted another baby (I'm an only child), but I didn't think that *I* was the one who should be having it. Furthermore, I didn't yet understand that girls had a place for something other than pee and poo. I thought that my vagina was just place where my pee came out, and therefore, that couldn't be the place where a baby would come from. My bottom couldn't be it, either, that was just even more gross. So after *MUCH* thinking, I finally came to the conclusion that mommy's must have their babies shoot out of their mouths. It was the only other opening that I could think of at the time, and this, along with my grandmother's story about the watermelon seeds, seemed like a logical conclusion at the time... Unfortunately, I saw that alternative as somewhat terrifying, and there was a period of time during which I swore to myself that I would never have kids. :O)

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When i was little my mother called vagina monkeys. So imagine my surprize when my uncle was tickling me and said he wouldnt let me go until i called him a monkeys uncle!!! I was about 7 years old,

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When my little brother was about 10 years old he came up to my sister and I and asked us with the most seriousness if babies came out of the woman's butt. I think we laughed at first but then realized that he didn't know that there were other holes on the female body and seriously thought that babies were pooped out! We tease him about it to this day even though he denies ever thinking it!

I remember when I was 6, I used to believe that boys had vaginas too. I didn't know what a penis was.
This one time, my family went to the beach, and we had to stop halfway there so my brother could go to the bathroom, but he had to go bad and wouldnt make it to the the nearest restroom in time, so he had to go in the woods.
I decided I had to go too, so my mom said to go in a bush. I didn't want to go to the bathroom alone, so I went next to my brother.
I saw his penis and totally freaked out. I said, "Theres an alien on you!"
He freaked out too and was like, "Where? Where?"
And I said, "There!" Pointing to his penis.
He takes one look and says, "What are you talking about? This is pee pee."
And I'm like, "YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH IT?????!!!!!!"
I told mom he was hiding an alien in his pants and they laughed at me the whole way to the the beach!!!!

I used to believe…

When I asked my mom where babies came from, she must have been expecting it because this is what she told me :
"Well pumpkin beanie, when a mommy and daddy decide they want a baby, they go to google.com and type in I WANT A BABY and theres a website where you type in if you want the baby to have mommy or daddys eyes, mouth, and so on until every part of the baby either looks like the mommy or the daddy. Then there are some forms you fill out until you submit them and the website sents them straight to God up in Heaven. After God puts all the parts together, the stork flys up to Heaven and picks up the baby, then they fly straight to the Cabbage Patch and the hospital truck picks them up there once they are fully made. Then mommy picks baby up at the hospital and brings baby home!

HAHA I love my mother!

I used to believe…

When I was younger I would watch the movie Hocus Pocus with my dad all the time. I LOVED it, but there's one part in that movie where they tell the teenage boy that the spell can only be broken by a virgin. So I asked my dad what a virgin was and for the next 4 years I thought a virgin was someone who had never kissed anyone!

I used to beleive that babys were made from baby powderrr !(: and the mommy had to take a pill (: up intill i was like....9(: i still didnt know it had to be like in side her vigina though haha(: and i also thought that sex was when people got ontop of each toher naked and layed there(:

I used to think that everyone was born by C-section, because I was and I'd heard the story so many times. I remember thinking that I never wanted to have kids because I didn't want anyone to cut a big hole in my belly.