sex

I used to believe…

When i was over my friend's house her little sister, who is about 4, and her friend of the same age were watching a tv show. We were on the other side of the room and all we heared was "Yeh, sex is when a mommy and daddy jump on eatchother alot" We couldnt stop laughing.

I used to believe…

When I was around 9 or 10 my close friend exclaimed "EW!" when I pulled out a magazine that said, 'Swimsuit Issue BLOWOUT!' her older brother had convinced her that a blow-job could be called a blow-out. So for around a year everytime I passed the ski shop 'SALE BLOWOUT!' I cringed and giggled.

I used to believe…

When I was younger I used to believe you grew breasts by drinking milk. I would drink obsessive amounts of milk so I would grow breasts. I believed this until I was a flat 11 year old. Then I stopped drinking milk alltogether and they grew. Go figure.

I thought calling someone a prick simply meant they were a jerk. So I was out to dinner with my mom, very conservative aunt, and 2 cousins (one younger), I was complaining about movie critics and very, very loudly exclaimed "they're SUCH PRICKS." The family just stared at me shocked...my momsaid, "what?!?!" I said it even louder wen my older male cousin told me what it really meant and I was incredibly embarrassed and apologized. I got a double whammy for embarrassment when I actually called the guy I liked and told him the story randomly and he was entirely not interested...it was mortifying. Especially because I was 15 and didn't know what a prick was!

I thought that the word "ejaculate" meant to laugh hard/think something was really funny. So when my former stepmom, dad, and step siblings were with me when I was about 9, someone said some kind of joke, and I cracked up and yelled "I'm ejaculating!" quite loudly. I got a few very odd looks. I'm still embarrassed to think about it.

I used to believe…

When I was about 3 years old my mom had tripped and fallen on the last couple stairs going down to our basement and my parents made kind of a big deal about it for reasons I didn't exactly understand. A few days later they told me she was pregnant with my little sister, so that was why they made a big deal about it, had to make sure the baby was okay and everything. Some how I made the connection that if you trip and fall you get pregnant. So for the next few weeks I'd purpously trip down the stairs, my parents thought I was nuts until I finally told them what was going through my head.

I used to believe…

When I was born my mother shocked a nurse by declaring how ugly I was. She explained that she did it so the evil spirits would not take me away. That nurse probably thought Mom was insane.

I used to believe…

When I was about 2, my mother told me that she had a baby (my sister) in her tummy. I apparently looked at her with wide eyes and asked, "Why? Did you ate it?"

I thought that your period came out all at once and you had to wear a pad around the time it would come.

I used to believe…

when i first heard the term, "blowjob" I thought it had to do with those Blow Pop suckers

i used to believe children were made trough blowjobs. i remember the first porno picture i saw was a blowjob; so, i associated the idea to reproduction, which was the only thing i used ti think sex was about.

i used to believe that condoms in red packaging are strawberry sweets and that a pad could also "block out the sperms" if the girl wears it and have sex.

I used to believe…

When I was little I thought sex was when a boy pee'd in your mouth.

i used to believe that adults never gave birth and you just appeared with your family where you were supposed to live.

I used to believe…

Well my mom always referred to a vagina as 'tuttel'. I always thought everyone knew that you could also say 'tuttel' when referring to a womans genital parts, since you have lots of words that refer to it.

When I was about 14 there were a new sort stuffed animals, which were called; Tuttels. I was disgusted, why would someone make something innocent like stuffed animals such a grose thing.

I used to believe…

Omg when i was little i watched a movie and in the movie a man said can i see your pussy so i though that a pussy was a cat so 2 days later we went to my aunts house to visit her and she used to have a little kitty and i asked her can i see your pussy and everyone looked at me really weird and it was sooo embarrasin because i didnt know what it really ment when i got older i found out what pussy second meaning and it was so akward