sex

I used to believe…

When I was young someome was talking about condoms & I wondered what one was.

They replied it was something you put on your willy to stop you getting AIDS,

I assumed it was a hard plastic tube (ouch!) until I read a book on the facts of life & got the right idea.

I used to believe…

My ex-girlfriend banned me from drinking coke because she thought it would kill of my sperm off.

I still did when I wasn't with her, but she found out once & got angry with me.

I used to believe…

When my mom was pregnant with my little brother my mom and dad were standing in the kitchen playing around and my dad joked that he would punch my mom on the stomach and make the baby pop out. "Where does the baby pop out from?" I asked my mom and she said "A little trap door." For many years later I beleived that women had a cellar door with hinges and a ring to pull that would pop open and dump the baby out.

i used to believe that sperm met the egg when couples made out

I used to believe…

When I was about 3, my mom, grandma and I were sitting on the couch looking through old ictures. My couin and I are only a month apart and there was a picture of my mom and my aunt together while they were both pregnate. I pointed to that one and said, why re you and Aunt. Vicky fat? She giggled and said, thats a picture of when you where in my tummy! I scrame and said, WHY DID YOU EAT ME!? My grandma and my mom started to laugh and now they STILL torture me about that!

I used to believe…

One time I was watching Cone heads with my family and we were at the part where he is chewing gum but the gum is actually a condom. Everyone started to laugh at that part and I asked what it was and everyone laughed at me so I thought it was a guys pinis.

I used to believe…

Okay, I know this is a kind of weird idea, but I was reallyyy obsessed with germs when I was younger (7 or 8?). I used to think that when a man and woman got married, and they shared a bedroom and took off their tops, the man (with his fingertip) pressed the woman's nipple. The germs from his finger would go through his finger into the woman's breast. The woman's breast would fill up with the germs and, eventually, it would spread throughout the woman's body. When the germs got into the stomach, the woman was inpregnanted.

I used to think that gay guys could get pregnant. My step uncle was gay and he had a girl. i thought that his bf had gotten pregnant by him and hid the girl for a while until she was 4. One day i asked him where the baby came out of a guy. He told my mom about it and they explained. Wow did I feel dumb...I still get teased.

I used to believe that babies were originally baby birds. The parents would have to climb a tree and grab a random bird from a nest and train it to be human!

I used to believe…

When I was a little girl my mother had a picture of her sonagram put in a card.She told me babys were in the belly. She showed it to me and I was happy at first but then I said dissapointedly "Mommy?" My voice became angry "why did you eat me!!!!?!!?!" I immediatley thought of her as a wolf eating me innocently lol.

I used to beleive that sex was sitting clothed or unclothed making out.

I used to believe…

When I was a little girl I was coming home from the beach. Of course I only knew what a girls part looked like at the time. I was outside of my cousins house with my grandma who was helping me hose the sand off of my feet. I stood there as my feet were getting hosed off and all of a sudden my cousin pops out of the house butt naked (mind you were both little tots). I screamed "MOMMY, GRANDMA WHY DOES HE HAVE A STICK STICKING OUT OF HIM!!!!"

I believed that babies came out of our belly buttons.

I used to believe…

Well, I always knew what sex was, I don't remember when I learned it. I was about 5 and had a friend about 3-4 years older than me, our parents used to take us walking in the park. I knew when a baby was born it was coming out from the bottom and I knew we had 2 holes, I just had no idea from which hole it was coming out. (I knew about the uterus, sperm and all that, I was just confused about the location.) So our parents left us to play, then I got thirsty and went to see my moms friend, I asked her "What side do the babies come out from?"- meaning butt or vagina. She miss understood, and thought I asked how the baby comes out (by the head or legs). When she said "they come out of the head". I ran SCREAMING and CRYING across the park "I don't want to be pregnant, I don't want my head to explode!!!!" and I was running around for about 5 minutes until my mother caught up with me and calmed me down and explained to me. The other parents in the parc were shocked!!!

I used to believe…

When I was really little I used to think that when a woman had a baby it would sort of rise up through her stomach some how, like her stomach would sort of melt away a bit for the baby to pass through.

I used to believe…

When I was 4 years old, and my little sister was a newborn, I saw my mom changing her, and when I saw that she didn't have a penis, I exclaimed "What happened!?"