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I used to believe that you had to be on your period to get pregnant........

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When i was younger i believed that when a woman was pregnant she fed the baby through her bellybutton and not throung the umbillical (sorry for the spelling) cord.

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When I was young I thought your periods started when you had sex, and I also thought no one had sex before getting married.
I used to shudder as I imagined myself buying my first box of tampons after my honeymoon and wondered why women wanted sex at all if their periods started after!

i used to believe that a guy could get pregnaut from watching a certain movie. it was about ppl sticking a fertilized embryo in the man's tummy. the guy was played by Arnold Schartzenager. (SP?) My mom had to explain to me that that was a fiction movie. It took A LOT of convincing.

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Well up until second grade i thaught babies were made by birds they would fly into your parents room and drop u in a basket!

I used to think it took three days to get a baby. My mom told me one day that she was pregnant, I figured the next day she would be "fat" with the baby and the day after that the baby would arrive! lol I had no clue it takes nine months!

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Until I was 11 years old, I thought people only had sex in the bathroom. Doing it standing up and doggy-style. I have no idea why.

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When I wasabout 14, my best friend and i were gossiping about one of our childhood friends, and she reported that he had eaten out his girlfriend. This was around the same time that I'd first heard the phrase, carpet muncher. For the longest time, I thought that he had just eaten away all her pubic hair, and I could NOT imagine how that was appealing to anyone.

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When I was little I learned that if you ate too many beets, your pee would turn red. So I thought that when girls grew up, they would suddenly have a craving for beets (my mum loves beets) every month and lose bladder control.
I also though that pads were adult diapers, and tampons were for periods. I also thought you wear a tampon horizontally.

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When i was little (about 7-8) I saw a lady get a tampon out of the tampon dispencer in the womands restroom. She put it in her purse and walked away.

A few minutes later I asked my mom for 25 cents so i could buy a lollipop. She was floored when i came back with a tampon in my hand asking for her to help me get the lolipop out of the applicator.

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When me and my cousin were little, we believed that kissing someone with tongue is how you got a baby.

I used to believe that babies came out of your mothers belly buttons:)

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When i was little and was told what abortion was i thought that a doctor would stick a sword up the woman's vagina to kill the baby.

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That babies were born with clothes on - I once asked my mum where the clothes I was born in were =]

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For some unknown reason I used to think that you could shoot people with your penis, like a laser. We were in 3rd grade at the time and me and my friend were play fighting and 'shooting' each other with 'guns', so I said to him, "Lets shoot each other with our willies!" I remember him looking very confused. I wonder why!

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When I was very young I thought all women were born pregnate and as you grew up the baby inside you developed until you eventually gave birth. So was a toddler I'd go around rubbing my belly and telling people I was pregnate.