sex

I used to believe…

Up until about 9, I believed babies were birthed from the anus. My mom once described it as 'taking the biggest crap of her life' and it always sort of stuck with me, heh.

I used to believe…

When i was six and i heard my mom telling someone that they were "trying". I thought that you got pregnant and standing really close. And you blew into eachother's mouths and a green laser thing shot out from the man and into the woman. and somhome you got a baby from that! wow i was sooo wrong !

I used to believe…

Until I was in 8th grade health, I didn't know that girls had 3 holes down there. I always thought that the penis went into the pee hole. I always imagined my pee hole being pulled and stretched open for the guy, or, during sex, it would open like a mouth and sorta eat the penis. I also thought that your poop babies out. I was shocked that I didn't know what I had down there.

I used to believe…

My friend, who is a boy, told me that when you have a physical for a sport, they have to grab your sex organs and squeeze them. For the longest time, I thought they'd grab my vagina and boobs. I was scared of male doctors for a while after that. :[

I used to believe…

When he was a kid, my friend (who's gay) noticed that cats only mate with cats (and all cats are female) and dogs only mate with dogs (who are all male), so, of course, it was logical to him that, in humans, boys should only "mate" with boys and girls with girls. Makes sense to me! :-)

I used to believe…

when i was about eight i found one of my moms tampons and i asked my dad what it was for and uncomfortably he told me it was for when you had a runy nose you stuck it up there.. everytime i would get a cold i would ask for a special runny nose tissue ! how embarassing !!

I used to believe…

When I was about 8 I used to think that a man got a woman pregnant by weeing inside her. I knew that something came out of the penis, but wee was the only thing I could think of at that age.

I used to believe…

My little sister, currently 7, believes that after you eat, if youre hugged by someone then youd automatically be a mother and the hugger was the daddy. the food would just mush up into a baby body until it was ready to come out:D

i used to believe that when u have ur period u culd decide not to wear a pad and the blood will not come out so i always thought when i have my period im not going to wear a pad, silly me!

I used to believe…

When i was about 4 or 5 i was curious about how babies came out. (I didnt care about How they got in there, i found the answer to that at age 7 though) anyway, i thought that if a pregnant woman sneezes really hard then her baby would just fly out!

I used to believe…

When I was younger, I was singing karaoke with my mom. I was singing "Quit Playing Games With My Heart." Being the weird jokester I was, I decided to switch the letters while singing it.

"Qlit Puaying Games With My Heart" did not go over well with my mom.

I later looked it up on Google, but didn't know what it was until a few years later.

I used to believe…

When I was a kid, I had just seen the third Austin Powers movie. One day, my parents and I went to a fast food place, and I recalled something funny from the movie out loud.

I said "Austinpussy."

I used to believe…

When I was a kid, I had just watched The Animal starring Rob Schneider. One day I went to a public bathroom with my dad. I saw the paper towels and copied a line from the movie, not knowing what it really meant:

"I wish they had one of those blowjobby things...I mean handjobby things...I mean hand dryers!"

My dad told me not to say that and I didn't find out why until a few years later...

I used to believe…

sometimes, i would fart with my legs closed and the air would run up seep into my "other hole"! And when i stood up i would make "queefs" ! Well for the longest time (til i read about reproduction when i was 9) I thought that my vagina was a hole where the farts would come out! XD

I used to believe…

Well my sister thought it butt when she was younger she got told that you can only have babies if you wish for them. her mate soon came over & they were playing bratz sharing a room i was in the same room chilaxingg and i over heard there conversation. the other girl suggested that they made a babie by having sex my sister then said ' well you have to wish otherwise they'll never be a baby, make sure she wishes afterwards ' i couldnt help laughing.

I always believed the "Sim" way.(i played 'The Sims' alot when i was younger) and basically i though you had a baby by kissing then lil flowers would fall down and Poof there would be a baby bed with a baby in it.

I used to think you could sell your virginity.(I overheard my older sister talking about prostitutes doing that) So one day when I was about 6 I wanted to buy Ice cream and my mom didn't give me any money. So I went up to my neighbors doorsteps trying to "sell my virginity." Good thing I didn't live in a bad neighborhood. :)