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I used to think that you had to be a certain age....18 to have a baby. Also I thought babies were created when a boy and a girl kissed and their saliva mixed somehow making the baby come out of your stomach like in Alien. I was stupid ].]

I used to believe…

Ihen I was about 8-9 I asked mom how she became pregnant ( my baby sister). She simply explained that the mommys have eggs in their bellies and the daddy's had the fertilizer. My dad was realy into lawn care and had all the latet tool for lawn care. So with my mother's explanation this is what I pictured.......My mom lying down on the grass while my dad ran over her belly with the seed spreader.

Sue

I used to believe…

When I was little, we didn't have a ton of extra money, so we often took week-long camping trips for vacation. On one such trip when I was 7 or 8, I remember walking up to the campground shower facility with a few of my cousins and my older brother. On the wall by the paper towel dispenser was written "For a blow job, call such and such number..." I loudly, repeatedly asked what a blow job was, and my older cousin, trying to shut me up, explained that it was when you accidentally licked the blow dryer while drying your hair. Sitting by the camp fire that night, I matter-of-factly asked the family if anyone had ever gotten a blow job. To this day, I've never more gasps at one time than I heard right then.

I used to believe…

When I was 11 years old, I thought that because my mom got her first period when she was 11 1/2 I would too. So on the EXACT day I turned 11 1/2 I celebrated and waited all day for my period to start. It didn't come until 2 1/2 years later. For some reason I thought it was going to be precise.

I used to believe…

Well this isn't mine, but its my brothers. He's ten and I've been his guardian for two years, I guess I need to pay a little closer attention to him. Last year his teacher gave her email address to the class if they needed help with homework or something I guess. My brother decided at Halloween he'd send her an e-card, well guess what it was. It apparently it had a picture of a vampire and said "I want to suck your clit". Yeah, she called me about it and luckily wasn't really mad, I think concerned was the word she used. Anyway, I actually thought it was kinda funny but had to have a talk with him about it. I asked him if he knew what a clit was. He said yes. God, I thought, I seriously don't want to have this kind of talk with him. I asked him what it was. With all sincerity he said it was the skin on your elbow and pulled on his to show me. I guess some kid at school must have told him that, I didn't ask anymore questions I just told him not to do anything like that again. What makes me wonder more is, why the hell he wants to suck his teachers elbow or even suggest that? He mentioned he sent a card out to Joel, his best friend, too and who knows what that one said.

I used to believe…

When I was younger I watched a television show where a girl got her period. I was watching with my older brother, so I asked him what a period was. He looked really uncomfortable and pretended like he didn't hear me. After a bit of thinking, I finally decided that a period was when a girl got boobs. Like, one day, all at once, a pair of boobs would just sprout up! And each month, around the same time, the boobs would grow just a little bit bigger until you were old and then they stopped growing and you didn't have your period anymore. I was very disappointed when I found out what a period really was years later.

I used to believe…

When I was really little I watched this move that showed a cat giving birth. To me, it looked like the cat was "pooping out" the baby (which is what I said to my mom). So for a while after watching this movie I believed that babies came out of the same place poop came out of and if a women wanted to have a baby she could just strain really hard and out it would pop!

I used to believe…

When I was 6 or 7 I was in the car with my older brother, sister, and my mum. My older sister was talking about her period maybe starting soon, and my mom was talking about how its just unfertilized babies. (lol) So I said intelligently, "I want to know how cavemen has babies". and My mum turned around to look at me but said nothing. So I went on, "Well, you have to take a pill to have a baby, right? So how did they get those pills?" And abruptly all three of the elders doubled over laughing!!

I used to believe…

When i was four my mum got pregnant with my little brother. I asked her where the baby would come out. She told me the baby would pop out her belly button.

From the on i presumed that her belly button would fly out and the baby would dribble out as a jelly type thing and become a baby. I got so scared that she wouldnt be able to find her belly button again i used to walk around with a sieve in front of her and a cushion to catch the baby on.

Everyone thought it was amusing so never bothered correcting me.

I used to believe that if i had sex my penis would fly off into another demintion and it would get eaten by dogs!X(

I used to think that a man and woman would kiss at night in bed and the next morning the woman would wake up pregnant w/a big belly and the next day they would have a baby and you could choose if it was a boy or girl as soon as it was born.

I used to believe…

when I was young me & all my m8s used 2 think that boys & girls had penises, then when I got older I thought I saw a very small 1 when my mum was getting changed. I told my friends at school It was true and my teacher looked concerned

I used to believe…

When I was really little, I used to think that it really was possible to make a girl from "sugar, spice, and everything nice"...I tried to mix a bunch of sugar, tea leaves, sparkles and candy hearts in our toilet and backed it up so badly that the pipes almost burst..needless to say I was in trouble for the longest time.

I used to believe…

When i was little i used to think sex was when a man and woman made out under a blanket while they were naked.

I used to believe…

when i was little my mom told me that to get pregnant you had to eat watermelon seeds and they grew into babies. for a couple years i would tear the watermelon apart to get out all of the seeds.

I used to think that your mom's stomach had to be cut open for you to be born(because my mom did that.)