sex

I used to believe…

When I found out that only women can have babies, I used to think that a baby could just come out any time I went to the bathroom. Whenever I sat down, I would think, "I hope this isn't the time the baby comes."

I used to believe that ladies would get pregnant at the wedding right when the bride and groom kissed and a seed from the mans mouth to the womens mouth..then saw women who werent married pregg...so i just thought when people kissed that was sex. haha and they just took of thier clothers but not their underwear.

I was VERY confused about the mechanics of having safe sex up until l was in junior high. I had always envisioned it as a man and a woman that just stood there in this white room with a lot of fog and they had to have this big, white, cylinder-shaped paper contraption that connected them at the waist. oh and they weren't touching. at all. like there were at least several feet between them.

I used to believe…

When I was 5 my parents told me that if I took a bath after a boy has finish taking a bath I would get pregnant because they do naughty things in the tub while bathing.

I used to believe…

When I was a little girl my daddy used to tell me that if I hold a boy hand or if I ever kiss a boy I would become pregnant.

I used to believe…

When I was 4, my Mama said she was going to have a baby. "It's going to be a baby-girl," she said. I replied, "Yeah, I already knew it was going to be a girl. 'Cause Daddy's not having the baby."

I used to believe…

When I was little I overheard my mom talking about one of her friends who was pregnant. She was saying how the friend was pretty nervous about everything because "she had suffered from miscarriage before." I thought she was saying "Miss Carriage" and couldn't understand why people would make fun of her for being pregnant!

I used to believe…

When mom explained that unborn babies eat through the bellybutton,my sister and I believed pregnant women would feed their babies by placing the food (i.e. a chicken leg), in their belly button and the baby would just reach out and take it. -We always wondered where the bones went.

I used to believe…

One day I asked my auntie "how do women get pregnant?" then she told me "Your daddy gave your mummy a seed". Afterwards our teacher in science gave us each a seed to plant as our project. I was so worried as hell 'cause I thought that the teacher had lots of seeds in her, so I thought that daddy got the seed from teachers and plant it into mummy's butt. I believed in this for 2-4 years, util my mum explained to me properly.

gosh... all those years. and oh it happened on my kindergarden years

I used to believe that if a boy and a girl of any age liked eachother or flirted at all i thought the girl would get pregnant. So much so that I remember being at some sort of party with other childern and screaming that my sister (who was about 2 years old) was going to get pregnant. I wondered why all the adults were laughing. I also remember my parents giving me the "where babies are made" talk shortly after. The word married was an embarrassing thing to say, but I guess this was ok! lol

I used to believe that the word "married" was something to blush about. To me the word was embarrassing somehow. Anytime someone said they were married I thought it had something to do with making babies. Little did I know that in a round about way it kinda does! lol

I used to believe…

Until yr 8 in high school, I used to think sex was snogging and I'd wonder how people could have babies just by kissing and I'd never let anyone kiss me for this reason.

I used to believe…

When I was little, my older neighbor and his friend were talking, and I heard them say something about watching porn. I figured porn was another word for movie, and therefore wanted to watch one. I went up to my mother, put on my "Big Girl Face" and proudly told her that I wanted to watch a porn with her.

I didn't really know how babies came to be; I did think kissing, hugging, hand holding, and making goofy eyes at one another had something to do with it. I thought that the state of marriage automatically meant a women would "get with child". It wasn't until 7th grade during a special presentation about human reproduction (for which mom had to give permission) that it all came together. The explanation of the sperm and egg fertilization made sense when a cartoon depiction (no details, side view of a male body) of a man who began to get an erection! I still didn't understand why blood would go to the penis or how. I was so grossed out at the thought of my mom and dad engaging in such an act. I vowed not to let that happen to me. I was very naive and sappy about love. Needless to say, I out grew those childish feelings and ideas.

I used to believe…

When I was a little girl like 8 years old a boy fell on me on the playground and I screamed GET OFF ME YOUR GOING TO GET ME PREGNET!! i went home to my mom and sister I told mom that she should take me to the hospital cause im and i had a kool-aid stain on my pants and mom though i had my period!! it scared her so bad!

I used to believe…

When I was litte I used to go around saying the joke 'save a cow, eat a beaver' to everyone since people seemed to think it was so funny. I thought it was just supposed to be funny because eating a beaver would be gross. I stopped saying it when people got uncomfortable and all conversations came to a halt.